Accy cyclist
Legendary Member
- Location
- The hills of Accrington
There i was this afternoon on a main road, in the pouring rain wearing my high viz rain jacket, complete with bright front and rear lights observing the Highway Code, whilst trying to avoid all the hazards, when Mr Angry came up behind me in his Mercedes Benz. He must have thought "Now how can i show my contempt for this peasant on two wheels". "He isn't hard to see, he's observing the Highway Code, but he's totally p.ss.ng me off because i can't overtake him in my 50 grand car"! "I know i'll wind my window down and call him a drug cheat"!
"You effing drug cheating bas.t..d, your sport is full of cheats, you're all scum" blah blah!!
What's the problem i managed to shout, then he drove like a mad man just to pull up along side and continue the abuse. I told him that i wasn't actually Lance Armstrong and that maybe he should take it up with him. This didn't pacify the looney, he continued his mad rant, at which point i'd had enough so out came the bottle from the cage, i pulled the stopper open with my teeth and let the foul mouthed div have a nice cooling shower to calm him down. At that point i made a quick tactical retreat up a narrow farm track, denying the looney any chance of catching me!
"You effing drug cheating bas.t..d, your sport is full of cheats, you're all scum" blah blah!!
What's the problem i managed to shout, then he drove like a mad man just to pull up along side and continue the abuse. I told him that i wasn't actually Lance Armstrong and that maybe he should take it up with him. This didn't pacify the looney, he continued his mad rant, at which point i'd had enough so out came the bottle from the cage, i pulled the stopper open with my teeth and let the foul mouthed div have a nice cooling shower to calm him down. At that point i made a quick tactical retreat up a narrow farm track, denying the looney any chance of catching me!