Drugs in Pro Darts

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Tetedelacourse, 17 Jan 2008.

  1. Tetedelacourse

    Tetedelacourse New Member

    I just made a joke up and posted it in Racing. But I think it's so devilishly clever that it deserves to be double-posted. The topic was doping in cycling compared with other sports:

    On a similar note, I hear Ted Hankey has been banned from Professional Darts for 2 years after a post-match urine sample showed traces of lettuce in his diet.

    Oh yeah baby, there's plenty more where that came from.;)
  2. girofan

    girofan New Member

    Or blood in his alcohol stream!
  3. Haitch

    Haitch Flim Flormally

    Keith Richards has a blood transfusion in an exclusive Swiss clinic every year. The operation costs 50,000 but his blood has a street value of 75,000.
  4. atbman

    atbman Veteran

    Why would anyone want to inject drugs into a dartboard?
  5. DP

    DP Chasse patate

  6. fossyant

    fossyant Ride It Like You Stole It!

    South Manchester
    Ho ho this is funny - what sort of a Sport is a Sport that you can happily got sozzled and still win.....a blooming good 'un...Sport....nah, beer drinking comp....

    Sports folk....my ass - some guy locally to us has been given big press coverage locally cos he's got through some finals...plays darts in local pubs all week.... not a slim chap - beer physique !!!

    Now't said about all the really good cyclists that live in South Manchester because of the Velodrome / BCF HQ - see loads of the GB squad each week out training.... joke...........
  7. Darts = cheap telly for the BBC - pointless in so many ways but the obvious one...;)
  8. Darts is surprisingly good fun to watch, and even more fun to play. (Not that I'm much good at it, but any game you can play after, or during, a night on the dizzy water is alright by me.)
  9. walker

    walker New Member

    Bromley, Kent
    What two things should never go together? Drink and tight rope walking
  10. Paulus

    Paulus Getting older by the minute

    When the camera pans around the crowd, there are some surprisingly good looking ladies in the audience:ohmy: Do darts players have groupies?:ohmy:
  11. DP

    DP Chasse patate

    Some of the female players are alright too. Google Mieke de Boer.
  12. Dave5N

    Dave5N Über Member

    Bloody hell! I did! Just managed to close the window as the mrs walked through the door!
  13. OP

    Tetedelacourse New Member

    Good day Delftse! Long time no post?
  14. dmoan

    dmoan Veteran

    Of course they are. Real lookers ... I think not


    You are a bad, bad person!
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