Dugs and Dug Owner

[Glow worm]

This won't win me any friends on here and I sometimes wonder if I should renounce UK citizenship because.........I just can't stand dogs. All of 'em.

It's an almost limitless list of reasons why, including being attacked as a kid by a dog. But predominantly it's the sh*t all over every pavement (and my allotment- charming!), the people walking about with little bags of stinking sh*t that they normally then lob into hedges, the uncotrollable dogs who chase you, the uncontrollable dogs who chase you and take lumps out of you (unless as I once discovered you can get a good right hook in to knock the bastards out), the uncontrollable dogs who chase and kill ground nesting birds and livestock, the slobbering dogs who dump dog spit all over you just after having their tongues up their arses, the stupid long retractable leads dog owners use to try to tip you off your bike, the stupid dogs (which is all of them) that just bark at you for no reason, and having to go to dog owners homes that always stink of dog piss and sh*t which the owners never notice but leaves you gasping for air. Apart from that, I quite like them!

 

[jack cameron]

Dogs just don't like bikes...Been mauled at on several occasions over the last couple of months.The worrying thing that some dog owners don't realise is that it could be a child on a bike.Adults can at least run it out ,or if all fails,a swift boot in the ass usually works.

 

[Twenty Inch]

Our neighbours have five dogs that howl without pause whenever they go out. I've just discovered that they leave the back door open, and have laid about me with a nice bit of lath.

Peace....

 

[just jim]

Ahh - well a little reluctant to add to this one again but few days ago a neighbour's (one who's demonstrated some distinctly unneighbourly behavior in the past) terrier has done for a little (some would say the runt of the litter) cat (sorry cat owners) by doing what terriers do - catching it and not letting go. By the neck. It was on a lead at the time, being handled by the son who couldn't handle the weight of the dog.

edit - sorry about all the brackets.

 

[al78]

My commute takes me past a farm where there is no physical boundary between the yard and the road. Several times when I have cycled past the farmers dogs have charged out after me barking. For some reason when I stop and turn around they immediately stop barking and running and just walk off back into the farmyard. I have never really understood that. Perhaps the dog owners here could explain?

 

[Joe24]

Ahh, the, "its friendly" from the owners.
Me and my eldest brother went to the post office one time a few years ago, infact many years ago, i wasn't very old then, were walking back and went past a house. The people were just going in from their holiday, gate didnt shut properly, little shitzu dog running about, came out the gate barking ans snarling. I legged it and my brother just stood there, the stupid bugger!
Anyway, little shoot bit him on the leg, and it pierced the skin, through his new jeans.
Left a few little holes at the bottom of his new jeans aswell. Mum wasn't happy at all.
She went up there to speak to the people. She was ready for calling the dog person around, to have it taken away. We hadn't done anything, just walked past on the pavement.
The woman said its normally very friendly, and it only sometimes has a problem with some people, never with young children, they have young grandchildren and its fine with them.
I deleiver a paper to that house now, if the front door is open, and the dog isnt about, i make sure the gate is closed and lob the paper in the house. This dog is ****ing viscous.The guy has to drag the dog off the paper. It goes mental when theres a paper there, and it cant get to it. The woman once went to open the door to get the paper off me so the dog couldn't get it, i was out that gate fast, that dog wanted me.
Needs putting down i think.
My auntie has a lab though, doesn't jump up and is good as anything.
Definitely the owners.