eating fast (one orange per second)

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by bonj2, 6 Dec 2007.

  1. bonj2

    bonj2 Guest

    I came home and was really thirsty, and didn't have any drinks.
    But I had some oranges. So I've just blent about 8 oranges in the blender, and they made 2 glasses of (thick) juice of between 1/2 and 1 pint each. Each glass took me about 4 seconds to down. So that means I've consumed oranges at a rate of an orange per second. Pretty good going... :smile:

    Can anyone else top this? Care to recount tales of 16 pies a minute, or has anyone ever done anything wacky like necked 3 whole cows in a day?
  2. i ate 29 slices of toast in the Centre Hotel Cardiff..during the inevitable rugby tour...sounds pathetic now but hey - bread of heaven an' all that! :smile:
  3. OP

    bonj2 Guest

    (i did.)


    sounds nice
    clotted cream is awesome (and expensive)
    nicer with something though, oranges are good

    another slightly amusing cream anecdote (probably 10 times funnier to have watched it than to read about it, but still)... my little bro had once finished whipping some cream with one of those whiskers that's got a handle that you wind and cogs so that the two whisking things turn a lot faster on a gear, and when he'd finished whipping it and it was all thick there was obviously loads left stuck to the whisking ends. So what did he do? Did he lick it? Nope, he held it up in front of his face about 6 inches from his mouth and turned the handle really fast! :sad::biggrin::biggrin: not realising that the cream would, of course, fly off in ALL directions, and not just the direction he wanted it to go in :smile:

    I did used to think cake mix was really nice raw, and used to make it as a student to just eat like that, but didn't bother with the flower or egg so just used to mix butter and sugar together and eat that with a spoon.
  4. nice lot of Vit C you have had there. hope you have loo roll
  5. OP

    bonj2 Guest

    contrary to popular belief oranges don't contain THAT much vitamin c. not compared to say kiwis. Anyway i'm pretty healthy so i can take it.
  6. Jaded

    Jaded New Member


    David Blent?

  7. OP

    bonj2 Guest

    spend => spent
    blend => blent
  8. Abitrary

    Abitrary New Member

    If I've done my calculations right, that amount of vegetable matter and vitamin C would have been reunited with the outside world in roughly the same amount of time as it took to drink it
  9. snorri

    snorri Legendary Member

  10. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    I'd rather not say what I've done on rugby tours! :biggrin: :blush: :smile:
    What goes on tour, stays on tour!

    I ate six Mars bars in 30 minutes once! :sad:
    And 15 dry cream crackers in 10 minutes.
  11. Jacomus-rides-Gen

    Jacomus-rides-Gen New Member

    Guildford / London
    Back in the day, when Jackass was popular, we used to play Targetman at lunchtimes, then as soon as they did the "Gallon of Milk Challenge" we decided it was a good idea!

    Two of the guys manned up, and we bought them a gallon of milk each. They were downing it and after about 2minutes were vomiting freely. It was so hilarious that to see them take a big long pull at the bottle, turn to the side and BLEARGH!! white puke, then they would wimper about the milk they were puking being cold, and got back to the task in hand.
  12. papercorn2000

    papercorn2000 Senior Member

    Used to see how quickly you could eat:
    a. 12 weetabix or
    b. a whole packet of cream crackers
    all dry. It takes a long time!
  13. gbb

    gbb Legendary Member

    In a semi drunken state when i wur a lad, we tried the 'who can eat the most (unlit) cigarettes'
    Never got past the first one...fkin vile...vile beyong belief xx(xx(:blush:
  14. dan_bo

    dan_bo How much does it cost to Oldham?

    I've done 8 weetabix and 2 pints of milk in one sitting

    I was in a lot of discomfort afterwards........
  15. Maggot

    Maggot Guest

    You didn't eat them though did you? You drank them. I could say I ate 1lb of hops in one go, I simply made them into beer first. Or I ate 2lbs of grass in one sitting, it's just that a cow had turned it into milk first!
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