Twenty Inch
Guru
- Location
- Behind a desk
Thornton Heath Pond this morning.
Mid-forties, 2 stone overweight, sunglasses, baseball cap, earphones, riding a Brompton.
Wearing full-length bib tights.
And no top.
Looked like a fricking idiot - pale white blubber spilling out in all directions, big fat bloke whizzing along on a diddy little bike.
No wonder they hate us. shoot, if I drove a car I'd knock him off myself.
Mid-forties, 2 stone overweight, sunglasses, baseball cap, earphones, riding a Brompton.
Wearing full-length bib tights.
And no top.
Looked like a fricking idiot - pale white blubber spilling out in all directions, big fat bloke whizzing along on a diddy little bike.
No wonder they hate us. shoot, if I drove a car I'd knock him off myself.