Egged, the comeuppance!

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D4VOW

Well-Known Member
Location
Nottingham
ROFLMAO, awesome Mike, you have to post the video :evil:
 

Arch

Married to Night Train
Location
Salford, UK
Absolutely excellent BM, what we'd all like to do, but few are capable of.

I just hope they don't spot you again though.

Here's an idea, for uprights at least. Bar mounted nozzles, aimed sideways, through which you can spray, via an AirZound type device, liquid. Whether that liquid is water, sticky drink, or paintstripper would be up to the rider. Maybe there could be multiple reservoirs. Imagine every car that cut you up, with a handlebar height horizontal stripe of blistered paint...
 

jonny jeez

Legendary Member
Arch said:
Absolutely excellent BM, what we'd all like to do, but few are capable of.

I just hope they don't spot you again though.

Here's an idea, for uprights at least. Bar mounted nozzles, aimed sideways, through which you can spray, via an AirZound type device, liquid. Whether that liquid is water, sticky drink, or paintstripper would be up to the rider. Maybe there could be multiple reservoirs. Imagine every car that cut you up, with a handlebar height horizontal stripe of blistered paint...


I read that and considered carrying a reserve bottle of "Jonny-Juice"...but then thought about the consequences if mixing up the bottles.:evil:
 

dodgy

Guest
Nice job Mikey, but were you on the 'bent? You stand out a bit on that, don't you (if you see what I mean).
 

J4CKO

New Member
Next time do a "Miggs" from Silence of the Lambs !

I got acosted by some chavs in a car when on foot, they stopped and were taking the piss and the drive made like he was goign to gob on me, I had patiently listened as I had a mouth full of peanuts as had just nipped in the shop (was starving) so whilst he was raising some phelgm I just let him have a face full off Peanut Butter :evil:, he didnt know what to do, called me a rude "c" word and squealed off.

Well done on your water bottle retribution but you do seem to cop for some agro ! did nobody get out of the car ?
 

Rhythm Thief

Legendary Member
Location
Ross on Wye
J4CKO said:
Next time do a "Miggs" from Silence of the Lambs !

"Seagulling", that's called. Although I believe that only applies if you're in the car jettisoning outwards, if you get my drift.
 

derosa

New Member
Location
Off the back
Are we having a whip round for funeral expenses when they run him over next time their paths cross? Bottle of water not much use in that case.
 

MacB

Lover of things that come in 3's
derosa said:
Are we having a whip round for funeral expenses when they run him over next time their paths cross? Bottle of water not much use in that case.

which is exactly why he should have skipped the water and beaten them to death instead
 

fossyant

Ride It Like You Stole It!
Location
South Manchester
I have read, on one of my car forums, about someone who had been harrassed by some chavs in another car etc.... spotted a half full few day old milkshake in the cup holder, and jettisoned it out of the sun roof, all over the chavs' car behind....

I have in the past really thought of carrying a sandwich bag full of flour....bursts upon impact.....

VID BM..please !
 

Downward

Guru
Location
West Midlands
fossyant said:
I have read, on one of my car forums, about someone who had been harrassed by some chavs in another car etc.... spotted a half full few day old milkshake in the cup holder, and jettisoned it out of the sun roof, all over the chavs' car behind....

I have in the past really thought of carrying a sandwich bag full of flour....bursts upon impact.....

VID BM..please !

Haha
Have done that - We were at a famous restaurant where some divs in the car opposite insisted on throwing their rubbish out the windows even though there was a bin next to them and laughing at the staff picking it up to put it in, So as we drove past a quick sly throw of my remaining milkshake all over the back of their car.
 
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