en-suite

[gillan]

why the **** would you want to do a **** in your bedroom???

yours

confused

 

[ChrisKH]

Well it's not, is it. It's in a room adjacent to the boudoir.

You can't buy a house without them these days. Certainly all the major bedrooms have them in new houses .

 

[Fab Foodie]

why the **** would you want to do a **** in your bedroom???

yours

confused

OMG... I agree with gillan

 

[User169]

Are you proposing a campaign against this?

yours

confused

 

[yenrod]

Is this like saying 'can you urinate/crap in the same room as anybody else and not feel any degree of embarasment'

 

[atbman]

Because your teenage daughter has just gone into the bathroom to get ready for a night out - tomorrow

 

[Globalti]

Can't wait to get our family bathroom finished because out 10 y.o. son comes ino the en-suite and pees all over our seat.

 

[Bman]

You can't buy a house without them these days. Certainly all the major bedrooms have them in new houses .

Not here!

The old houses built in the 50's-60's dont. Nor do the new builds that are still being built today.

I've never lived in a house with an on-suite.

 

[Gerry Attrick]

I thought that was what the opening window was for

 

[ComedyPilot]

I thought that was what the opening window was for

And pray tell, have people forgotten about the classless en-suite?

Ladies and incontinent gentlemen, I give you the bedpan.


Never mind going to the en-suite, just curl one out in bed. Right there next to your beloved.

Nowadays people complain about farting in bed and wafting the duvet.

They don't know they're born.

 

[dellzeqq]

In Comedy Pilot's day they slept six to a bed and farts were the only warmth they had. Other than putting the baby on the fire...

 

[ComedyPilot]

In Comedy Pilot's day they slept six to a bed and farts were the only warmth they had. Other than putting the baby on the fire...

Sh*t.

That's me rumbled for being the poor, cap-doffing underclass urchin that I am.


Fffffrrrtttppppp

 

[dellzeqq]

fffffrrrtttppppp is probably the best spelling of fart noise I've ever read....

 

[Tony]

In Comedy Pilot's day they slept six to a bed and farts were the only warmth they had. Other than putting the baby on the fire...

Luxury!
We had to borrow next door's baby

 

[ComedyPilot]

Luxury!
We had to borrow next door's baby

Pah, you don't know you're born, we had to use next door's baby, and next door's fire!!!