End of the world today.....what are you doing?

[Dave7]

So...planet Nibiru is going to strike the earth today and, depending on your favourite theorist, we are going to dissapear completely or be taken over by aliens.
Now... me and Mrs Dave believe this is true so we have indulged in a nice lunch of Chinese takeaway and a bottle of wine. May as well enjoy our last day.
And..............the meal cost me £7.00 so I will be very dissapointed if it doesnt happen

 

[swee'pea99]

You could have said earlier. I had leftovers. They were alright, but if I'd known it was my last meal I would have gone mad like you.

 

[Fonze]

I'm on my bike today so I'll go happy

 

[tyred]

I better drink the bottle of posh whiskey I have in the cupboard. No point in wasting it.

 

[classic33]

Thought that was supposed to happen yesterday?

We survived the 12th October, we should get out of this.

Adding that it's only the beginning of the end of the world, not the end.

 

[Dave7]

I better drink the bottle of posh whiskey I have in the cupboard. No point in wasting it.

I may be wrong but I get the feeling you are not taking this seriously.

 

[classic33]

I may be wrong but I get the feeling you are not taking this seriously.

Why go out sober, knowing what's happening?

 

[classic33]

That's great! It starts with an earthquake,
Birds and snakes, an aeroplane;
Lenny Bruce is not afraid.

Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn.
World serves its own needs, don't mis-serve your own needs.
Speed it up a notch, speed, grunt, no strength.
The ladder starts to clatter with fear of fight, down height.
Wire in a fire, represent the seven games
In a government for hire and a combat site.
Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry
With the furies breathing down your neck.

Davey Arthur!

 

[slowmotion]

The End of the World holds no fear for me. I have a supply of tinned pilchards under the stairs.

 

[classic33]

The End of the World holds no fear for me. I have a supply of tinned pilchards under the stairs.

Will the aliens get them though? Your W.D.C. is in the attic.

 

[slowmotion]

Will the aliens get them though? Your W.D.C. is in the attic.

Good point. I'll move them to a place of safety.......behind my four foot thick steel loft hatch.

 

[biggs682]

Hope it finishes soon , as we have sausages and pasta in a tomato sauce for tea

 

[Heltor Chasca]

Cut two big lawns. Cut a big hedge next door to a big church. Got shat on by a big headed woman for making a big racket because there was a big funeral service going on.

Could of let me know Mrs Bossy Lady. And you could have worn a more appropriate skirt for such a sombre occasion. Your garments weren’t exactly big were they stroppy knickers?

Big day so far.

 

[petek]

Belly pork in BBQ sauce for tea here and it's in the slow cooker. Smells GOOD. Hopefully the world won't end before it's cooked.

 

[Fnaar]

I'm going to lie on top of Miss Goodbody to protect her