End of the world today.....what are you doing?

[Levo-Lon]

I lost my debit card in london, managed to cancel it asap so i guess i will still have to pay for today if nowt happens

 

[Dave7]

I'm setting up a new religion so...

...if anyone want guaranteed salvation, PM me for details of the account to which you should transfer all your available funds (these blessings don't come cheap you) and I'll add you to my absolution list.

I was just about to transfer all my wealth to you....then realised you have not said what your religion is offering (apart fom absolution). Are you really genuine?

 

[screenman]

15:42. The wind has increased here, maybe 30 knotngusts, so a solid, if unimpressive, blow. Brightened up as well. Surprisingly warm and humid.

I have googled it and still no clue.

 

[tyred]

Have we been invaded by aliens yet?

 

[classic33]

Have we been invaded by aliens yet?

You still not finished that bottle of whiskey off

 

[tyred]

You still not finished that bottle of whiskey off

It was a large bottle so still a little left for a nightcap if the world doesn't end before bedtime.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Decent gin?

You’re in!

No he didn't say they were decent. So is he still in?

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

No he didn't say they were decent. So is he still in?

At the end of the world I see nothing remotely wrong with indecent gin.

 

[Globalti]

I'm in Lagos, Nigeria this week. Looking around the city, you'd be forgiven for thinking the apocalypse had arrived on any day of the week.

 

[Jenkins]

I'm going to lie on top of Miss Goodbody to protect her

I'm going to climb off Miss Goodbody before Fnarr gets home.

I wish you would do it quickly......I am UNDER Miss Goodbody and you are squashing me.

I wish the word had ended - Miss Goodbody asked me to stand in for her today!

 

[classic33]

So...planet Nibiru is going to strike the earth today and, depending on your favourite theorist, we are going to dissapear completely or be taken over by aliens.
Now... me and Mrs Dave believe this is true so we have indulged in a nice lunch of Chinese takeaway and a bottle of wine. May as well enjoy our last day.
And..............the meal cost me £7.00 so I will be very dissapointed if it doesnt happen

It never happened.

 

[steveindenmark]

End of the world?

Did I miss it again?

 

[Fnaar]

You forget the Lizard Overlord...

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Blimey, that Harry Potter isn't aging well!

 

[petek]

Did you have to post that? I'll have nightmares tonight........although I suspect a certain member from Skeggie will be genuflecting in front of it.

All Hail the Mogg.

He's on Question Time on 26th October.

 

[Tanis8472]

Listening to this