Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
If you have to go to the toilet, don't turn the light on... for you own peace of mind.
Er, that's the fridge by the way....
Er, that's the fridge by the way....
Enjoy our Cafe
- Thread starter Levo-Lon
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Rocky
Hello decadence
You can tell it's the fridge because the prime minister is hiding in there.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Who let him in.... out!! - find your own self-isolating hidey-hole.
Reynard
Guru
- Location
- Cambridgeshire, UK
Let's hang onto him. If food gets really short, I'm sure I can come up with something edible...
Or at least render out his fat to make soap.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Ah, but they are just friendly bacteria... we like them.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Yuk... I read that as soup...
Reynard
Guru
- Location
- Cambridgeshire, UK
I have wood ash aplenty... All I need to do is let it leach overnight in some warm water, then add it to bits of Prime Minister.
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
Shouldn’t this café be closed? Too many people congregating here.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
We'll have to start monitoring to keep out anyone who looks like trouble...
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
We need a name...
- Location
- Somewhere wet & hilly in NW England.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Get your tiddly winks out Spokey.
Andy in Germany
Guru
- Location
- Freiburg im Breisgau
Shhh...
Reynard
Guru
- Location
- Cambridgeshire, UK
Sudsy Boris - cleans the bits that other soaps can't reach...
classic33
Leg End Member
Would that be allowed?
