coffeejo
Ælfrēd
- Location
- West Somerset
Before my time 
Essex Lion Found
- Thread starter ArDee
- Start date
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- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Before my time
I am older and I have more insurance.
From "Fried green tomatoes at the Whistle stop Café")
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
I still am six.
PpPete
Legendary Member
- Location
- Chandler's Ford
Anyone old enough to recall this?
Aperitif
Meme bar
- Location
- ...I don't have much idea - really.
Radi was a lion
Radi had a lion tamer.
Radi didn't like her,so
Radiator!
Radi had a lion tamer.
Radi didn't like her,so
Radiator!
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Doesn't work with a heated towel rail...
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Taken from The Herbs
I'm a very friendly lion called Parsley.
I am always very glad to see you wave.
But please don't shout or speak to me too harshly.
Because I'm not particularly brave.
Anyone else remember them? Come on, own up!
http://www.davethewave.co.uk/theherbs/
I'm a very friendly lion called Parsley.
I am always very glad to see you wave.
But please don't shout or speak to me too harshly.
Because I'm not particularly brave.
Anyone else remember them? Come on, own up!
http://www.davethewave.co.uk/theherbs/
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Yey!
I'm Dill the dog,
I'm a dog called Dill,
Though my tail I try to get....
I haven't caught it yet.., [tongue loll] pant, pant, pant!
I'm Dill the dog,
I'm a dog called Dill,
Though my tail I try to get....
I haven't caught it yet.., [tongue loll] pant, pant, pant!
jefmcg
Guru
I'm more a Hillaire Belloc fan
And on this inauspicious day,
He slipped his hand and ran away,
He hadn't gone a yard when bang,
With open jaws a lion sprang!
And hungrily began to eat
the boy, beginning at his feet.
And on this inauspicious day,
He slipped his hand and ran away,
He hadn't gone a yard when bang,
With open jaws a lion sprang!
And hungrily began to eat
the boy, beginning at his feet.
OP
OP
ArDee
Legendary Member
- Location
- North of Buntingford, Hetfordshire
According to the How to guide there should be a picture of Lion here
Edit - still no picture, I think I'll give up, that's better there he is, OH no he's not! appeared on preview didn't appear when I hit save changes.
Edit - still no picture, I think I'll give up, that's better there he is, OH no he's not! appeared on preview didn't appear when I hit save changes.
Aperitif
Meme bar
- Location
- ...I don't have much idea - really.
Enough. It's about someone drew a lion in the sand and put an end to all this...
Anyone remember this one? I had to learn it for some school thing about lions when I was about 6 and for some reason it's stuck with me:
Tiny Tony had a pony
he fed it tea and cakes
Brother Brian had a lion
he fed it juicy steaks
Tiny Tony rode his pony
to the local park
Brother Brian and his lion
followed after dark
Tiny Tony and his pony
vanished without trace
Brother Brian and his lion
licked each others face!
Tiny Tony had a pony
he fed it tea and cakes
Brother Brian had a lion
he fed it juicy steaks
Tiny Tony rode his pony
to the local park
Brother Brian and his lion
followed after dark
Tiny Tony and his pony
vanished without trace
Brother Brian and his lion
licked each others face!
Yellow Fang
Legendary Member
- Location
- Reading
How can you tell if an Essex lion is having an orgasm?
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
I wait with trepidation, this better be good, THIS BETTER BE GOOD!!
TonyEnjoyD
Guru
- Location
- Newcastle upon Tyne
I think we should paws at this point...
