Euphemism of the Day

[matticus]

Hopefully a long-running feature?

Post anything that crops up on the forum, and makes you think there may be an alternative meaning. I'll kickoff:

 

[Randomnerd]

Cleaning helmet straps (mould)

 

[Electric_Andy]

Home D.I.Y. Sounds like an instruction for when you're bored

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Ok I will risk repeating myself

 

[PeteXXX]

Cougar Appreciation.....

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Your ride today

 

[Tribansman]

A blow for Scottish independence

(BoJo radically changes his stance...)

 

[Drago]

A blow for Scottish independence

That is still causing problems for Salmond!

 

[All uphill]

So, briefly...

 

[All uphill]

She passed away.

No she didn't; she died!

 

[stephec]

I can't find anything at the moment, but if something pops up I'll give you one.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I wonder if this thread will have a happy ending?

 

[roley poley]

a few good pumps

 

[raleighnut]

Overtime

 

[Deleted User]

"Bummed off at the stile."
Beats the lot surely?