tiswas-steve
Über Member
- Location
- Forest Hill S.E. london
Yup, I'm with you there with the winner mate
Eurovision
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Yup, I'm with you there with the winner mate
Chromatic
Legendary Member
- Location
- Gloucestershire
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
She could spreadeagle herself for me any day!!
Best frock? Why wouldn't that be the presenter?? Did you see the SIZE of that thing??!!
The scorer from Montenegro (I think it was), you know, the one with that seriously PLUNGING pink top was my favourite!!
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Malta's song was lovely.
Receiving my post-Eurovision dialysis now so here are the votes from the Winchester jury
Nil points: The green room presenter. #peanut
Un point: Dodgy voting - not enough of it this year. The old USSR countries tried their best, but you really need the Balkan states for some proper gerrymandering.
Deux Points: Costumes. Good effort Romania, but otherwise far too tasteful. Gap, Malta?! Gap!
Trois Points: Gimmicks. See costumes. A bit of wire work, Stinky Pete in the box but that was about it.
Quatre Points: Our Bonnie. A Stoke City like performance from the 80s pompstress. Thom Yorke singing something from 'Eraser' next year please.
Cinq Points: Graham Norton. He's made for Eurovision but can't help but feel he phoned in most of last night's commentary.
Six Points: Finland's Brookside moment.
Sept Points: Somborne Valley Estate white, the very local wine I was supping during the evening. Available from Waitrose.
Huit Points: Lena Meyer Landrut, the German vote announcer. I want to protect her.
Dix Points: The song in the interval. Should have won it.
Douze Points: ALCOHOLALCOHOLALCOLHOLISFREE!!!!!!
Thank you Malmo for a wonderful evening.
Nil points: The green room presenter. #peanut
Un point: Dodgy voting - not enough of it this year. The old USSR countries tried their best, but you really need the Balkan states for some proper gerrymandering.
Deux Points: Costumes. Good effort Romania, but otherwise far too tasteful. Gap, Malta?! Gap!
Trois Points: Gimmicks. See costumes. A bit of wire work, Stinky Pete in the box but that was about it.
Quatre Points: Our Bonnie. A Stoke City like performance from the 80s pompstress. Thom Yorke singing something from 'Eraser' next year please.
Cinq Points: Graham Norton. He's made for Eurovision but can't help but feel he phoned in most of last night's commentary.
Six Points: Finland's Brookside moment.
Sept Points: Somborne Valley Estate white, the very local wine I was supping during the evening. Available from Waitrose.
Huit Points: Lena Meyer Landrut, the German vote announcer. I want to protect her.
Dix Points: The song in the interval. Should have won it.
Douze Points: ALCOHOLALCOHOLALCOLHOLISFREE!!!!!!
Thank you Malmo for a wonderful evening.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Did anyone else wonder about the words she was singing in the chorus... she wasn't actually singing what I thought she was... was she?
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Yellow Fang
Squire
- Location
- Reading
I didn't watch it, but I am listening to Bonnie Tyler's song on youtube. It's not that bad a song. I'm sure it's no worse than that Danish effort. I wonder what chance a 25-year-old Bonnie would have stood with Lost in France. Probably not much better TBH.
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Yellow Fang
Squire
- Location
- Reading
I've just heard the first few bars of the Danish entry and it's 5h1t.
BigonaBianchi
Yes I can, Yes I am, Yes I did...Repeat.
- Location
- Iskele TRNC & Mordor UK
I don't think being a 20 year old hot fit blonde in a short skirt has much to do with the result. Sure she plays to her strengths, but then again so can a more mature entrant, look at the greek bloke for example, how could the Danish girl ever compete with his stunning good looks and maturity, not to mention such a top class song, and how about his backing band, wow!
Arch
Married to Night Train
- Location
- Salford, UK
Wonderful, that half time song is now on Youtube:
laurence
Veteran
- Location
- in the aeroplane over the sea
that was my favourite.
the winning song was ok... but it reminded me of "Fernando". i also like Italy and Azerbaijan.
Greece clearly haven't seen Father Ted and entered a song that had a chance of winning, exactly what that country doesn't need now as they'd have to host the contest next year.
Bonnie Tyler was dismal
It all now seems like a loveless failed relationship, we're not interested anymore, but haven't got the guts to say it's over and walk away. So, instead, we do our best to make things difficult for Eurovision in the hope that they will be the ones to end it, and we can walk away guilt free.
Just a thought.
Just a thought.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Arch
Married to Night Train
- Location
- Salford, UK
I'd have voted for it too win!!
It's only just dawned on me - all those clever lyrics and rhymes - In English! Anyone fancy composing a slightly satirical song in Swedish?
Beebo
Firm and Fruity
- Location
- Hexleybeef
Oooh a block voting scandle, it seems Azerbaijan forgot to give Russia 12 points and gave them 0 despite Russia giving Azerbijan 12 points. The President is investigating!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-22600892
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-22600892
