Even stupider car names

[Fnaar]

Ford Canardly

 

[Fnaar]

A seat arouser from the vag group

That's what Miss Goodbody drives

 

[Deleted member 26715]

Ford Canardly

That should be Rolls Canardly Shirley, in as much as it rolls downhills & can hardly get up them.

 

[Sharky]

Allegro means fast/brisk.

Actually, I had a 1500 and thought it was quite fast at the time.

 

[Drago]

My first car was a 1750 Allegro. It was quite fast, sometimes as often as 3 or 4 days in a row.

 

[mjr]

I’ve always liked when people come up with (often true) acronyms for cars e.g.

FIAT - Fix It Again Tomorrow
LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious
AUDI - Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
FORD - Fix Or Repair Daily
PORCHE - Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

True or not, they are still quite funny.

BMW - Big Man's Willy-extension
KIA - Killed Itself Again
CADILLAC - Crazy And Dangerous Idiots Like Lardy American Cars
CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Easy Trips
CHRYSLER - Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair

Not always backronyms either: ALFA chance it'll work.

 

[Joffey]

Ford Ka

Is it Ford K-A or Ford Car?

My mate used to rally in one and the rally types would call it a K-A. Who knows?

 

[hopless500]

Renault Kadjar - everytime I hear the name, I have to say 'bless you'. Sounds just like someone sneezing.

 

[Drago]

Ford Ka

Is it Ford K-A or Ford Car?

My mate used to rally in one and the rally types would call it a K-A. Who knows?

Its pronounced "kack".

 

[PeteXXX]

The Ford Pubic...
It’s made from old Corsairs.

 

[biggs682]

The Ford Pubic...
It’s made from old Corsairs.

get your hat and dont forget your jacket

 

[DCLane]

I drive a Peugeot Partner Tepee Urban - whatever made it call them that? And what is an 'urban tepee' ?

It's just easier to describe it as a Berlingo, since that's the same thing.

 

[Chris S]

Toyota MR2 - or MR deux (merde) in French.

 

[pawl]

The Duster.

Did Dacia never think they would want to sell these things in English-speaking markets?

Try cleaning the top of your cupboards with it,you could rename it the Hernia.

 

[Drago]

Ssangyong Stavit - makes me want to stab it.

VW Up! - yours!

Daihatsu Scat - I absolutely kid ye not!!!

The Hyundai Atoz was originally going to be called the Atos. Aghast, the UK importer tried to explain that this was not a good idea. Legend has it the message was not understood, until the UK people resorted to faxing them a graphic picture explaining what "a toss" was. The Japanese head sheds sensibly changed it to Atoz for the UK.

Subaru STI - naming your car after a dose of crabs was never a good sales move.

Ford Fiesta/Focus/Mondeo ST = Sanitary Towel.

Mazda LaPuta - LaPita means "whore" in Spanish.

Buick LaCrosse - this translates into French as "masturbating teenagers".

Opel Ascona - Again, in Spanish this means " female genitalia".

Honda Fitta (Jazz over her) - in Swedish and Norwegian, this means "Canute", if you catch my drift.

Dodge Swinger - need we say more?

Car companies seem utterly obsessed with sex and poo when it comes to naming their wares.