Ever seen a drummer like this?

[SamNichols]

How do you tell if a drummer's knocking at your door?












The knocking slows down.

The version of it that I had heard was:
'How can you tell when a drummer is knocking at the door?'

'the knock speeds up and they come in too early'.

2 more drummer jokes:
'How can you tell when the stage is level?'

'When the drummer's dribbling out of both sides of his mouth.'

'If you threw a drummer and a bass drum over a cliff, who would hit the ground first?'


'Who cares?'

 

[Rhythm Thief]

'If you threw a drummer and a bass drum over a cliff, who would hit the ground first?'


'Who cares?'

I thought the answer was: "The bass drum, because the drummer would have to stop half way down to ask directions".

 

[Abitrary]

C'mon guys. Witty insight is OK, but cheap jokes is a bit musicalist towards drummers.

They are essensially the the bread and butter of the band / instrument sandwich.

How would your kids' teachers lawyers like it if they brought home a teddy bear called Phil Collins?

 

[SamNichols]

C'mon guys. Witty insight is OK, but cheap jokes is a bit musicalist towards drummers.

They are essensially the the bread and butter of the band / instrument sandwich.

How would your kids' teachers lawyers like it if they brought home a teddy bear called Phil Collins?

I play the drums, so I am allowed to be obnoxious about us.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

I play the banjo, so I have no right to be obnoxious to anyone.

Incidentally, what have a banjo and a slinky got in common?




It's fun to watch both of them fall down the stairs.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Oh, and what's the definition of a gentleman?






Someone who can play the banjo, but doesn't.

 

[Abitrary]

A strange desire of mine, is to learn, and be good at steel guitar

There must be a market for session work (plus you can learn it sitting down and eating your dinner off of it)

http://www.rahul.net/thinker/images/msa3.jpg

 

[Wreck]

He must have very understanding neighbours!

While your on the subject of drummer jokes...

What's the difference between a drummer and a gynaecologist?









A gynaecologist only has to work with one c--- at a time!


OOPS

 

[Brock]

Whoa, just watched that, great skills for so few years of practice. Double kicks flying, and sweet cymbal work. Ta for the link.

I always had more respect for drummers than bassists, I mean, what's the definition of a bassist?












That bloke that always hangs around with musicians.

I suppose it depends on your style of music

 

[Wreck]

Nice. But isn't that a drummer joke?

 

[Rhythm Thief]

A bassist is what you get when you cross a drummer with a musician.

 

[Wreck]

LOL

 

[ColinJ]

Looking at the age of that kid, he's probably about 20 now. Wonder if he's a pro.

There must be some way of finding out...!

 

[Dayvo]

Oh, and what's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who can play the banjo, but doesn't.

That must be me, then.
Well, nearly! I have a banjo, but can't play it.
Oh, I'm not much of a gentleman either, apparently.

 

[Dayvo]

He must have very understanding neighbours!

While your on the subject of drummer jokes...

What's the difference between a drummer and a gynaecologist?

A drummer only has to work with one c--- at a time!

Unless I missed something, shouldn't that be the other way around?