lol. I'm actually a very safe and conscientious cyclist,
The bit above is in conflict with the statement from your first post:
So, I don't drive and don't know the official rules of the road.
Is there any official rules on who gets priority here? I never know what to do, and go first anyway. I don't like turning right.
Like the others say, read the Highway Code and/or get some cycle training. That way you'll get to be old enough to sit in your armchair worrying about the youth of today.