Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Inflatable blimps with Donald Trumps face painted on them.
The cans of aerosol spray stuff one apparently sprays down the bog once one has partaken of a dump in a communal lav.
Allegedly it locks in the whiff so nobody else at the function knows you've been for a number 2.
Quorn sausages/mince/burgers
If you are vegetarian that's fine, just eat vegetables FFS.
- much in the same vein - low alcohol wine and 'beer'
Au contraire. That was very reason inflatable* blimps were invented.Inflatable blimps with Donald Trumps face painted on them.
Alexa never listens.I hope you told it so.
As I’ve got older I’ve found that a comb is something I can’t part with.Comb
No way, I like our 3.
I also have an Alexa, she is great!
Alexa never listens.