FAFFAWAY APP - New Product Announcement

Rooster1

I was right about that saddle
Hi

I've designed an app called FAFFAWAY (Patent Pending) which I will be launching soon.

Basically, it's Free to use and it is a Cyclists Companion App.

It's main feature is that it provides the cyclist with clear, step by step instructions on NOT FAFFING before a ride.

For example:

Which Bib Shorts shall I wear ?
Do I need Short Sleeves with Arm Warmers or a Long Sleeve top ?
Shall I swap my clichers for my aero wheels ?
What flavour of hydration tablet should I take ?

Basically, the app will answer all of these questions for you, with one simple answer- STOP BLOODY FAFFING.
 
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Darius_Jedburgh

Looking for the lost chord.
Is it Bluetooth, Ant+, wifi and more importantly does it automatically record the Test and Trace symbol? If so I don't want one.
 

vickster

Legendary Member
Hi

I've designed an app called FAFFAWAY (Patent Pending) which I will be launching soon.

Basically, it's Free to use and it is a Cyclists Companion App.

It's main feature is that it provides the cyclist with clear, step by step instructions on NOT FAFFING before a ride.

For example:

Which Bib Shorts shall I wear ?
Do I need Short Sleaves with Arm Warmers or a Long Sleeve top ?
Shall I swap my clichers for my aero wheels ?
What flavour of hydration tablet should I take ?

Basically, the app will answer all of these questions for you, with one simple answer- STOP BLOODY FAFFING.
Can you sort the typos out through proper testing before launch ;)
 

Oldhippy

Veteran
Will it feature 'Tw*t driver approaching' mode?
 
Location
Kent Coast
If you have left your bike securely locked in your shed, will it tell you where the hell you have put the key?

Will it recommend optimum tyre pressures, taking account of atmospheric pressure and humidity?

Can it design an all day ride which is downhill all the way out and all the way back?
 
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Is it just road bikes. MTBers need help too

How much sag? (front and rear options please)
What tyres pressures? (front and rear options please)
What tyres to run? (front and rear options please)
Full face or not?
Flats or clips?
 
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