Fake cycle helmets on Fake Britain tonight

[Ian H]

I hope you were wearing your helmet, then.

Ho ho. Or something.

 

[Bollo]

The cat peed on my helmet. I'm assuming she's anti-compulsion.

 

[Tin Pot]

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The cat peed on my helmet. I'm assuming she's anti-compulsion.

See! yet more evidence! Is there no end to the calamities helmets can save you from?

Bollo would've had a surprise golden shower if not for his helmet!

 

[stephec]

Mines got spots on it

I'd see a doctor if I were you.

 

[tyred]

Perhaps they will investigate fake shelves next

But how can you identify a fake shelf? This is all very worrying.

 

[jefmcg]

What are helmets like for keeping the head warm?

When the ambient temperature is above 35C, they are very good at keeping your head warm. HTH.