Fantasy Dinner Guests

[ComedyPilot]

You are having a dinner party and can invite 4 guests. Who would you invite and why?

 

[johnnyh]

living or deceased?

 

[ComedyPilot]

Either, but when you say deceased you do mean 'if they were alive today'?

 

[jay clock]

Freddie Mercury
Michael Palin
My great great grandfather (I know nothing about him, just could be fun)
Jesus (I am an atheist)

 

[just jim]

4 clones of me. From the future.

 

[johnnyh]

I'd have to go for...

Harry Patch - local bloke really, the last "Tommy" from WW1 trenches, aged 110.
Spike Milligan
My Grandad who died when I was about 7, a smashing bloke and would loved to have known him.
Adolf Hitler

 

[Smokin Joe]

Simon CC
Gary Askwith
Dom Tyler
Theclaud

 

[ACS]

John Sutton my 5x great grandfather born circa 1760 so I can ask him who his parents were (family history)
Churchill
Tommy Cooper
APJ Taylor

 

[Night Train]

Stephen Hawkin - To bounce ideas about gravity and stuff with
Arthur C Clarke - To come up with a novel SciFi idea for a film
Uma Thurman - to compare looks with my next guest
My friend who looks like Uma Thurman - to compare looks with my previous guest and to add greatly to the existing IQ of my first two guests to improve conversation futher.

 

[mickle]

Pamela Conolly
Bill Bayley
Mohammed
Pamela Anderson

 

[TVC]

Four naked nubile blonds with low self asteem

 

[ComedyPilot]

Ranulph Feinnes (Explorer-type bloke that cut his frost-bitten fingertips off with a dremmel)
Bill Hicks (RIP comedian)
Chris Hoy
Richard Attenborough

 

[brontesorearse]

Jimi Hendrix - the way he plays guitar.

Eric Morcambe - one of the most funniest people, just looking at him makes me smile.

Eva Mendez - Smokin hot,need i say more.

Michael Cain - would like to hear his stories about other film stars (dish the dirt).

 

[BigonaBianchi]

well for the sake of this thred Iwould say:

Yngwie Malmsteen - The best rock guitarist ever
Ellen MacArthur - Serious respect for this lady
Anna Kornikova - Serious hotz for this lady
Barack Obama - pretty motivational chap


...but in reality I would invite

My 4 Grandparents who are sadly missed.

 

[cookiemonster]

Bruce Lee
Sir David Attenborough
Douglas Adams
Tony Benn