farts

[surfdude]

why are farts funny . its not a very nice noise and the smell can be deadly but we still laugh .why ! are they funny in other parts of the world (dont mean you go and fart and think its funny ) .

 

[Black Sheep]

I farted in in mallorca a few weeks ago, was quite funny, especially as I was stood in the sea at the time.

unfortunately it didn't knock a fish out.

 

[CharlieB]

I think it may be because deep down (and this may be the English nature for being repressed) we are embarrassed about body functions and thus treat it as a joke as a release?

It may be like the uncontrollable urge to laugh during funerals - own up, we've all been there!

 

[guitarpete247]

I remember a rhyme from when I was a kid:


A fart is a volcanic eruption
It comes from the island of Bum.
It travels down Trouser Leg Canyon
And comes out with a musical Ummm.

Can't remember how or when I learnt it but can't seem to forget it.

 

[surfdude]

I remember a rhyme from when I was a kid:


A fart is a volcanic eruption
It comes from the island of Bum.
It travels down Trouser Leg Canyon
And comes out with a musical Ummm.

Can't remember how or when I learnt it but can't seem to forget it.

 

[gary r]

Robert Mitchum once said " marry me and you will be farting through silk for the rest of your life"

 

[stephec]

This is why farts are funny, what a song! -

https://www.cyclechat.net/

 

[661-Pete]

I don't know, but people have been seeing the funny side for a very long time:

 

[goo_mason]

You've just reminded me of the 'fart helmet' in Jackass - The Movie.

Watched that when I was off work ill with a cold last year; thought I was going to die laughing as I was having coughing fits whilst trying to get my breath back. For anyone with a healthy sense of twisted toilet humour, that film is the ultimate pick-me-up when you're not well.

Of course, this might all stem back to childhood when my Mum would let me listen to a Billy Connolly LP we had when I was ill. The story about the man who could fart in stereo was the one I always enjoyed most...

 

[L.E.D.]

Of course, this might all stem back to childhood when my Mum would let me listen to a Billy Connolly LP we had when I was ill. The story about the man who could fart in stereo was the one I always enjoyed most...

Billy Connolly - Get Right Intae Em if i remember correctly.

As a youngster i didn't get all the jokes but i remember playing it years later and nearly wetting myself with laughter when he was talking about the T A's , but that's off topic sorry.

 

[darth vadar]

Someone told me that farts are like children.

You love your own, but you can't stand other people's.

 

[guitarpete247]

I bought a copy of the movie "Thunderpants" and it goes down well with most kids, Year 9 and below, when shown at Christmas or end of terms .

 

[Norm]

Someone told me that farts are like children.

You love your own, but you can't stand other people's.

Farts are like success. Only your own smells sweet.

 

[jonesy]

 

[Riverman]

the smell can be deadly

Rarely but I'll never forget that tragic Brussel sprout Christmas massacre. Very sad story indeed.