Favorite film quotes

[GaryA]

One of them from Dr Strangelove- the film is full of 'em


Turgidson:

Mr. President, we are rapidly approaching a moment of truth both for ourselves as human beings and for the life of our nation. Now, the truth is not always a pleasant thing, but it is necessary now make a choice, to choose between two admittedly regrettable, but nevertheless, distinguishable post-war environments: one where you got twenty million people killed, and the other where you got a hundred and fifty million people killed.

Muffley:

You're talking about mass murder, General, not war.

Turgidson:

Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say... no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh... depended on the breaks.

Muffley:

I will not go down in history as the greatest mass murderer since Adolph Hitler!

Turgidson:

Perhaps it might be better, Mr. President, if you were more concerned with the American people, than with your image in the history books.

 

[GaryA]

One of them from Dr Strangelove- the film is full of 'em


Turgidson:

Mr. President, we are rapidly approaching a moment of truth both for ourselves as human beings and for the life of our nation. Now, the truth is not always a pleasant thing, but it is necessary now make a choice, to choose between two admittedly regrettable, but nevertheless, distinguishable post-war environments: one where you got twenty million people killed, and the other where you got a hundred and fifty million people killed.

Muffley:

You're talking about mass murder, General, not war.

Turgidson:

Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say... no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh... depended on the breaks.

Muffley:

I will not go down in history as the greatest mass murderer since Adolph Hitler!

Turgidson:

Perhaps it might be better, Mr. President, if you were more concerned with the American people, than with your image in the history books.

 

[GaryA]

One of them from Dr Strangelove- the film is full of 'em


Turgidson:

Mr. President, we are rapidly approaching a moment of truth both for ourselves as human beings and for the life of our nation. Now, the truth is not always a pleasant thing, but it is necessary now make a choice, to choose between two admittedly regrettable, but nevertheless, distinguishable post-war environments: one where you got twenty million people killed, and the other where you got a hundred and fifty million people killed.

Muffley:

You're talking about mass murder, General, not war.

Turgidson:

Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say... no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh... depended on the breaks.

Muffley:

I will not go down in history as the greatest mass murderer since Adolph Hitler!

Turgidson:

Perhaps it might be better, Mr. President, if you were more concerned with the American people, than with your image in the history books.

 

[marinyork]

I am NOT the Messiah!
I say you are Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few.

I think it was blessed are the cheesemakers.
What's so special about the cheesemakers?
Well obviously it's not meant to be taken literally and refers to any dairy manufacturer.

and
Half a dinari for my bloody life story.
There's no pleasing some people.
That's just what Jesus said sir.

 

[marinyork]

I am NOT the Messiah!
I say you are Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few.

I think it was blessed are the cheesemakers.
What's so special about the cheesemakers?
Well obviously it's not meant to be taken literally and refers to any dairy manufacturer.

and
Half a dinari for my bloody life story.
There's no pleasing some people.
That's just what Jesus said sir.

 

[marinyork]

I am NOT the Messiah!
I say you are Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few.

I think it was blessed are the cheesemakers.
What's so special about the cheesemakers?
Well obviously it's not meant to be taken literally and refers to any dairy manufacturer.

and
Half a dinari for my bloody life story.
There's no pleasing some people.
That's just what Jesus said sir.

 

[swee'pea99]

I think it was blessed are the cheesemakers.
What's so special about the cheesemakers?
Well obviously it's not meant to be taken literally and refers to any dairy manufacturer.

and
Half a dinari for my bloody life story.
There's no pleasing some people.
That's just what Jesus said sir.

And let's not forget the guy who cries out 'I can see! I can see!' and runs straight into a hole in the ground.

 

[swee'pea99]

I think it was blessed are the cheesemakers.
What's so special about the cheesemakers?
Well obviously it's not meant to be taken literally and refers to any dairy manufacturer.

and
Half a dinari for my bloody life story.
There's no pleasing some people.
That's just what Jesus said sir.

And let's not forget the guy who cries out 'I can see! I can see!' and runs straight into a hole in the ground.

 

[swee'pea99]

I think it was blessed are the cheesemakers.
What's so special about the cheesemakers?
Well obviously it's not meant to be taken literally and refers to any dairy manufacturer.

and
Half a dinari for my bloody life story.
There's no pleasing some people.
That's just what Jesus said sir.

And let's not forget the guy who cries out 'I can see! I can see!' and runs straight into a hole in the ground.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Ollie:You once told me your father was in the lumber business
Stan: Well he was, but only in a small way
Ollie: What do you mean small way?
Stan: Well he used to sell toothpicks

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Ollie:You once told me your father was in the lumber business
Stan: Well he was, but only in a small way
Ollie: What do you mean small way?
Stan: Well he used to sell toothpicks

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Ollie:You once told me your father was in the lumber business
Stan: Well he was, but only in a small way
Ollie: What do you mean small way?
Stan: Well he used to sell toothpicks

 

[postman]

Scrooge ."Are there no jails .Are there no workhouses ".

Classic a brilliant film and my favourite.

 

[postman]

Scrooge ."Are there no jails .Are there no workhouses ".

Classic a brilliant film and my favourite.

 

[postman]

Scrooge ."Are there no jails .Are there no workhouses ".

Classic a brilliant film and my favourite.