Favourite graffiti

[ArDee]

When we were looking around universities with Master ArDee 4 or 5 years ago now there was a sign on the door of the laser laboratory that read;

"Do Not Look into the Laser with the Remaining Good Eye!"

 

[ACS]

On a toilet wall near the philosophy department of St Andrews University

Armitage Shanks

WHY!

 

[Hilldodger]

Prince Franz Ferdinand may well be alive and well because it was Archduke Franz Ferdinand who was shot.

 

[tyred]

Prince Franz Ferdinand may well be alive and well because it was Archduke Franz Ferdinand who was shot.

There's always someone who insists on spoiling a good story by pointing out the facts.


Sent using my Sinclair ZX Spectrum

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

Sent using my Sinclair ZX Spectrum

 

[Archie_tect]

There's always someone who insists on spoiling a good story by pointing out the facts.


Sent using my Sinclair ZX Spectrum

Ole' Hilldodger should know, he was standing behind him in the pension queue in the Post Office at the time.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

'Some ar*eholes are big and small
But Clydebank Polis employs them all'

'Balls to Cubism!'

A 'Flamable Gas' sign changed to 'Flamable ass'

And most strange of all, seen on the wall of a warehouse in Switzerland a few years back

'Happy Haemerroid!'


no, I kid you not.

 

[Salad Dodger]

Sign on a university wall

THINK!

so some wag added underneath it

OR THWIM!

 

[Proto]

Painted in huge letters on a fence adjacent to the M40, near the junction with the M25, this always made me smile:

'GIVE PEAS A CHANCE'

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Painted in huge letters on a fence adjacent to the M40, near the junction with the M25, this always made me smile:

'GIVE PEAS A CHANCE'

I'd love to, but like sweetcorn, I can't digest the stuff properly!

 

[Archie_tect]

It's got to be the oldest recorded,

"SMILE- THINGS COULD BE WORSE!"
...so I did, and they were.

 

[hotmetal]

I see that PEAS one on the M40 once a week and am still none the wiser. Maybe it was John Major after losing the election?

My personal favourite was on a road name sign in Watford, next to the local church, St Matthews.
The road sign read "ST MATTHEWS CLOSE" under which some enterprising youth had scrawled "Well I can't see him"
Still makes me chuckle, and if I'm honest I'm sorely tempted to steal the idea and do the same thing to the St Andrews Close sign near my house.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I see that PEAS one on the M40 once a week and am still none the wiser. Maybe it was John Major after losing the election?

My personal favourite was on a road name sign in Watford, next to the local church, St Matthews.
The road sign read "ST MATTHEWS CLOSE" under which some enterprising youth had scrawled "Well I can't see him"
Still makes me chuckle, and if I'm honest I'm sorely tempted to steal the idea and do the same thing to the St Andrews Close sign near my house.

Just remember to do it in the dead of night, and look out for the Polis going past....

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I saw in Italy, a 'Road Workers' sign, of the stadard design, the man with the shovel and all.

Except that someone had drawn a huge cock about to go up his bum....

 

[TheDoctor]

There's a PEAS one on the railway bridge going over the M25 near Gerrards Cross.
Every time I see it I wonder what its creator was hoping to achieve...