I've always remembered in a novel I read decades ago one kid saying to another, "If I was a dog and had a face like yours I'd shave my ass and walk backwards."
As ta’en thy ain wife Kate’s advice!
She taul thee weel thou was a skellum,
A blethering, blustering, drunken blellum;
That frae November till October,
Ae market-day thou was nae sober;
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