Favourite Insults

[roubaixtuesday]

The @Moderators have cancelled poor Poggio Bracciolini (1380 - 1459), one of the Italian humanists.

I don't know why - all he said was

You stinking billy-goat, you horned monster, you malevolent vituperator, father of lies and author of chaos… May Divine vengeance destroy you as an enemy of virtue, a parricide who tries to ruin wives and decency by mendacity, slanders, and most foul, false imputations. If you must be so scornfully arrogant, write your satires against those who debauch your wife. Vomit the putrescence of your stomach.

What's your favourite insult?

 

[numbnuts]

If you can't say something nice.............

 

[Darius_Jedburgh]

Try calling someone who is somewhat challenged around the waist "blubber belly".

 

[FishFright]

Brexit voter !

 

[Salty seadog]

Nobber, it's a cc classic and recognised as a bit of a compliment

 

[Grant Fondo]

I was once told by a proper scouser that I had made 'a right budgie's leg' of something. Still makes me grin years later.

 

[Drago]

I wouldn't say that you're fat, but you do make a beeping noise when you walk backwards.

 

[Cycleops]

Brexit voter !

Yawn.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

"If yer face wis yer fortune ye'd owe yer erse a fiver!"

 

[Blue Hills]

The @Moderators have cancelled poor Poggio Bracciolini (1380 - 1459), one of the Italian humanists.

View attachment 595369

I don't know why - all he said was

You stinking billy-goat, you horned monster, you malevolent vituperator, father of lies and author of chaos… May Divine vengeance destroy you as an enemy of virtue, a parricide who tries to ruin wives and decency by mendacity, slanders, and most foul, false imputations. If you must be so scornfully arrogant, write your satires against those who debauch your wife. Vomit the putrescence of your stomach.

What's your favourite insult?

They'd shoot themselves then at saint thomas moore.
And some stuff from luther.
First they burned books, then ...

 

[stoatsngroats]

My esteemed colleague…

 

[roubaixtuesday]

My esteemed colleague…

With the greatest possible respect...

 

[Drago]

I wouldn't say you're ugly, but is it true that your face caught fire and your Mum put it out with a cricket bat?

 

[Once a Wheeler]

Inégalable:

Achetez ici:

 

[Justified_Sinner]

"Twunt".