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[User6179]

I heard they were Oriental Twirls, Could be a Chinese Wispa...…

 

[Beebo]

We don’t have crime in my neighbourhood. I live on a quality street.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

There'll be Celebrations back at the nick this year.

 

[classic33]

What do they want, a Trophy?

Don't be bitter!

 

[classic33]

Whisper it quietly, but the copper that caught him is a real Smartie.
Let’s keep this thread on Topic as reading terrible puns is no Picnic.

Local paper quotes the shop owner as saying they're heroes for catching him.

 

[Unkraut]

This is the sort of thread you can read without ruining your appetite.

 

[Deleted member 26715]

Apparently it is going to be a marathon interrogation session, with many topics to be consumed.

Did he run his marathon in his new snickers?

 

[EltonFrog]

His defence is going to be wafer thin, I hope his brief won’t fudge his mitigation, the jury might think him a right bandit.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Can we Breakaway from the puns?

 

[nickyboy]

Police have released a photo of the woman responsible

 

[Markymark]

Something something Rolos.

 

[EltonFrog]

Something something Rolos.

With all due respect that was rubbish.

 

[Supersuperleeds]

A ripple went round the station when he was booked in.

 

[Moodyman]

I heard they were Oriental Twirls, Could be a Chinese Wispa...…

In either case, the Turks will be Delighted.

 

[Moodyman]

Do we know if he was Nestled to the ground?