Feeling road rage

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Col5632

Guru
Location
Cowdenbeath
It also sounds like you're the only sensible person at work. If they start up again and hold you responsible for what random other cyclists do, just lean toward them, stare them in the eye and say:

"Why should I listen to you drivers? YOU KILLED DIANA!"

The crazy thing is about 60% of the office live within a mile of it but still drive here, the furthest person is me and I'm only 6 miles away.

I also drive and I must say I'll rather call myself a cyclist than a driver
 

Roadrider48

Voice of the people
Location
Londonistan
Yes it was! His come back album was horrendous. Did we wait 20 years for it
We sure did, and you're right.
I am in Fulham too btw.
 

Roadrider48

Voice of the people
Location
Londonistan
We should ask them why they don't rant at all the other people driving cars...as they are the ones holding up their progress not the odd cyclist ... not to mention the drivers who RLJ, park illegally, drive with no lights on, drive unroadworthy heaps of metal
And there is always one turd who blocks the cycle lane when waiting at the lights.
 

chewa

plus je vois les hommes, plus j'admire les chiens
I think I'm going to start saying "Oh, you drive a car - all drivers speed, tailgate, pass too close, text at the wheel, move lanes without signalling, jump red lights, park inconsiderately, enter advance stop boxes, drive with no insurance". (Even though I drive).

It might make those who lump all cyclists together realise what a stupid argument it is.
 

buggi

Bird Saviour
Location
Solihull
I had someone recently who started to go on about cyclists ruining the Surrey Hills and getting in the way...I politely said that we would likely never agree and not to start! She was an avid skier, I would have thought skiing ruins hills (ok, mountains) for people who don't wish to ski!!
It's amazing how many people think we are in their way. I always respond with "what makes you think you're not in my way?" . That usually shuts them up.
 

robjh

Legendary Member
"Yes I do pay road tax*. I have a car but I choose to leave it at home most days. Unlike you I take up hardly any road space, cause virtually zero wear and tear to the roads and pose virtually no danger to anyone else. I deserve a refund on my road tax, to be paid for by people like you, so you can pay me your share now in cash if you like. I think £(insert number here) should do it."

* of course I know that it's not a road tax, but for simplicity why not carry on the conversation in the terms that the idiot has chosen
 

Simontm

Veteran
It's amazing how many people think we are in their way. I always respond with "what makes you think you're not in my way?" . That usually shuts them up.

I was in an unusual position on Thursday of having to brake to avoid overtaking a van at a pinch point :laugh:
Btw, Haley is a lovely girl, she used to work at Gosh Comics and her father's From Hell artist Eddie Campbell and her godfather's Neil Gaiman!
 

potsy

Rambler
Location
My Armchair
What ! i never knew @Pat "5mph" looked like that !
I think that might be Pat's granddaughter :whistle:
 

winjim

Straddle the line, discord and rhyme
If people are paying so much road tax then they really ought to be writing to their MPs about it, because the roads are in a shocking state!
 
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