Filthy jokes but with clean punchlines. Just post the punchline!

[PaulB]

To get us started...


"Well it tastes like prawn."

 

[Archie_tect]

"....and that's why grandad sleeps with a revolver under his pillow"

 

[Theseus]

.. a stick!

 

[02GF74]

yes it does.

 

[Alan Frame]

Ballcocks

 

[Archie_tect]

......and she still can't ride her bike.

 

[HonestMan1910]

Here's one snake St. Patrick didn't chase out of Ireland !

 

[feckless]

... full up.

 

[beancounter]

"I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep".

bc

 

[ChrisKH]

"Oh no, she didn't have a head".

 

[Landslide]

"Yes, it's the cobbles."

 

[Fnaar]

Yes it does, doesn't it?

 

[speccy1]

I actually know most of the jokes before those punchlines!!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

3" from the floor!

 

[Alan Frame]

Alabama Thunderpussy