Filthy jokes but with clean punchlines. Just post the punchline!

[ComedyPilot]

...I'm glad you liked the bedside drink, but can I have my false teeth back?

 

[Hover Fly]

But mum, it wasn't me.

 

[bleakanddivine]

He said "My name's Tucker...", and the farmer shot him.

 

[Noodley]

He's from Preston

 

[661-Pete]

"Forget it: I'll buy the fence instead!"

 

[bleakanddivine]

Well, there's nothing queer about George, either.

 

[philipbh]

Hello, my name is Cess

 

[bleakanddivine]

One fainted, one had a heart attack, and the other had a stroke.

 

[PK99]

"Ain't that some kind fancy French Liqueur?"

 

[philipbh]

The sergeant replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town."

 

[bleakanddivine]

Huh....Call THAT a cock!

 

[Fnaar]

See? Even your c*ck thinks you are a c*nt

 

[Brahan]

'A blow job? No, I couldn't find the head.'

 

[Brahan]

'Yer brother wanted to go to the cinema'

 

[Dayvo]

You'z a comin' and I'z a comin' but you'z da only one with da brakes!