First encounter

[Tanis8472]

with a knob head in a car.

Bloke overtakes us and sprays window washers. Totally covered me. Fine i thought, probably just a badly adjusted jet.

But, no, proceeds to pull over ahead of us, we pass him and the tosser does it again.

God i hate twats like that.

 

[Ian193]

Shame you didn't have any washing up liquid with you that would have stopped the Pratt

 

[ayceejay]

You no doubt have two bottle cages on your bike, or maybe just the bolts looking for the cage. Anyway, you only need one for the drink water bottle the other is for the PP bottle that you reserve for occasions like this.

 

[Drago]

I do that to people in convertibles. In a long journey I can get through several litres of screenwash.

 

[Accy cyclist]

One of those horrible situation where motorists can get away with giving cyclists grief legally as they'd just say the jets weren't lined up properly. You can only hope he/she gets caught up at the lights one day by a cyclist who wants to punch them in the gob,or punch their car if they're too scared to open their window.

 

[Tanis8472]

Yeah, shite isnt it
Unfortunately the squirting back at them is impossible as they were in front

I've no doubt i will see that car around at some point as it happened in a village (also work there).
I will get my own back i'm sure

 

[Bianchi boy]

Yeah, shite isnt it
Unfortunately the squirting back at them is impossible as they were in front

I've no doubt i will see that car around at some point as it happened in a village (also work there).
I will get my own back i'm sure

Yeh good job we dont have break fluid in our second water bottle!!!

 

[ayceejay]

Yeh good job we dont have break fluid in our second water bottle!!!
Then we could all brake dance together? or what

 

[Profpointy]

ghof course, it would be a criminal act to stuff a potato up his exhaust if you see him parked somewhere, not that you'd think of any such thing.
EDIT

and it would be even more irresponsible to stuff it up out of sight with a stick

 

[slowmotion]

ghof course, it would be a criminal act to stuff a potato up his exhaust if you see him parked somewhere, not that you'd think of any such thing.
EDIT

and it would be even more irresponsible to stuff it up out of sight with a stick

I read that the ultimate revenge is a carton of double cream poured into the ventilation slots at the top of the bonnet. They say it's utterly impossible to get rid of the smell of rancid cheese....the car's effectively a write-off.

 

[Profpointy]

[QUOTE 3731763, member: 9609"]I take it that you mean the cars exhaust ?[/QUOTE]

Um, now you mention it...

 

[Gravity Aided]

Both seem effective.

 

[Tanis8472]

I like the thinking

 

[Drago]

I read that the ultimate revenge is a carton of double cream poured into the ventilation slots at the top of the bonnet. They say it's utterly impossible to get rid of the smell of rancid cheese....the car's effectively a write-off.

Fish inside the door card.

 

[Glow worm]

One of those horrible situation where motorists can get away with giving cyclists grief legally as they'd just say the jets weren't lined up properly. You can only hope he/she gets caught up at the lights one day by a cyclist who wants to punch them in the gob,or punch their car if they're too scared to open their window.

Yep- and a nice big D-lock thumping their car roof doesn't half make them jump! Erm ...so I'm told