Football World Cup - Russia 2018

[Reynard]

And that's half time.

Interesting and entertaining, but for different reasons to the earlier game.

 

[Pale Rider]

Argies out
Germany out

It’s got our name all over it!

Jingoism’s the winner, Brian.

The ruddy French are going to win it, aren't they?

Never trust a Frenchman, they couldn't be trusted to win the war, and they certainly can't be relied upon to lose a game a football when we want them to.

 

[theclaud]

What was Ronaldo doing with the wedgie shorts?!

I'd probably wear my shorts like that if I had those legs.

 

[Reynard]

I'd probably wear my shorts like that if I had those legs.

I dunno, I don't find it particularly attractive... If nothing else, it looks a tad daft.

 

[Reynard]

Don't wear flipflops!

Yeah, I thought of that.

But no. Clunky gardening shoes here. Plus I have a ride on mower. As long as I stay sat on it, feet are out of the way of the sharp whirly things.

 

[gavroche]

The ruddy French are going to win it, aren't they?

Never trust a Frenchman, they couldn't be trusted to win the war, .

I hope you said that as a joke otherwise I would take offence to it.

 

[Reynard]

Well, we have parity.

1-1 (Pepe)

It was coming, but why the hell haven't Portugal tried whipping a cross in before now? I think that's the first one...

 

[theclaud]

I dunno, I don't find it particularly attractive... If nothing else, it looks a tad daft.

Well it goes without saying that it's daft. Presumably one of those concentration rituals, like the Biggarena. With added cheesecake.

 

[Reynard]

Well it goes without saying that it's daft. Presumably one of those concentration rituals, like the Biggarena. With added cheesecake.

Or Johnny Wilkinson's "poop stoop"

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

less than 7 corners in the match...

bugger

 

[Reynard]

2-1 (Cavani.)

What a cracker.

Took advantage of Portugal pushing to far up and leaving the defence exposed.

 

[Levo-Lon]

My word that was class

 

[Tenacious Sloth]

I’m not sure which of these teams I want to lose the most.

 

[Seevio]

Did I mention that Cavani bloke is quite good?

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Oh my