For fox sake!!!!

[rich p]

There is a side passage to our house which has a door at either end and we leave the one to the garden open usually. This morning I found that a fox (and here I am making an assumption) had chewed one of my touring shoes, one of my walking boots and my wife's Birkenstock sandals. To death.
Sandal vandals.
Cull the blighters I say!

 

[Wigsie]

Was it the overpowering smell of cheese snacks that drew them in?

We have family of foxes that have moved in two doors down, saw the cubs playing in the alottments out the back the other day, the guinea pigs are bricking it but the big flappy b@stard seagulls are still the most destructive round these parts!

 

[Dayvo]

Don't blame the fox, it must be that chavvy neighbourhood you live in, Rich!

 

[Alan Whicker]

'our' foxes keep leaving items of underwear in our garden.

 

[rich p]

They must have no sense of smell - those touring shoes were rank!

Underwear?? Yours, Alan?

 

[vernon]

'our' foxes keep leaving items of underwear in our garden.

After brief visits?

 

[dragon72]

Well it's been hot recently, and you know how a fox keeps cool?
Exactly. It pants.

 

[Aperitif]

Let's hope it doesn't reynard when you're on the bike rich...

 

[threebikesmcginty]

You gotta laugh, rich...

Wasn't a Malaysian fashion designing fox was it - grin he chews shoes

 

[Aperitif]

You gotta laugh, rich...

Wasn't a Malaysian fashion designing fox was it - grin he chews shoes

...thin end of the wedge 3bm...but I thought u might lob it in.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

You're up with the Clarks this morning teef. Don't make any more fun of rich - it's no Loake you know.

 

[Aperitif]

Lace = more, 3bm..or knot as the case may be.

(Anyway there are two foxes down at casualty at the Royal Sussex this morning, suffering from corn and cheese poisoning)

 

[rich p]

I've just discovered my slippers (an old pair of deck shoes) are missing and all you buggers can do is take the piss

 

[threebikesmcginty]

We wouldn't laugh at a fox stealing your slippers, rich - it would be wrong to mock a sin.

 

[Davidc]

Does this fox have bad taste or just like things that taste bad?