There is a side passage to our house which has a door at either end and we leave the one to the garden open usually. This morning I found that a fox (and here I am making an assumption) had chewed one of my touring shoes, one of my walking boots and my wife's Birkenstock sandals. To death.
Sandal vandals.
Cull the blighters I say!
Sandal vandals.
Cull the blighters I say!