Ok, now the real story...
Quickdraw was kind enough to offer me a lift to Stirling. Nice chap, and we had a good chat on the way there. He just happened to drop into the conversation that he'd done a fair few triathlons over the years. Oh dear. He suggested that he wasn't good, so I relaxed a little, until he mentioned he'd won one....oh, oh
So we set off from Stirling the wind was putting on a good show. Gavintc, HlaB, and Quickdraw all looked the part and had the right gear, i.e. a light road bike. I had my 10 tonne lead plated, marathon plus tyred flat bar hybrid, oh dear!
We set off north. Of course I didn't realise that this would mean taking on the biggest hills and the wind at the start. Ouch! It hurt a bit, but I managed to keep within 3 miles of the leaders, so I battled on, and so did the wind.
There was one section, which I am sure was downhill and nice and straight. I should have been flying (ok, going above 10mph along here). I wasn't. The wind obviously didn't know who I am!
We approached a hill and Quickdraw seemed to enjoy pointing out that we were going over that. Ok, not directly over the top, but it looked a fair climb. Gavintc took pity on me though and suggested that we stop at the cafe half way up. I didn't argue and I didn't ask how high up the cafe actually was.
I love granny gear. In fact it became my very close friend during the climb to the cafe as the others shot up with the promise of buns. In fact as Quickdraw later pointed out, a Great Granny ring would have been welcome.
I made it to the cafe at an average of 2mph as the others were on their third round of buns (not really true!). I stuffed my face wondering what the rest of the climb would be like. It was hard, but not as hard as the first half and eventually we reached the top. Yippee. Some nice riding followed and we passed by a very full reservoir which had some submerged trees in it. I think I may have even saw a car at one point (not in the reservoir of course!)
Gavintc let me catch up and during our chat suggested that we had passed all the major hills now and it would be relatively easy, especially as the wind was now in our favour. Never trust a word Gavintc says. Two hills that hurt were ahead of us! Admittedly, the wind did help but my legs were failing!
However, the top was reached to some relief and the reward of all our work was a wind assisted drop down to Stirling... weeeeeeee!

The only problem was the damp surface restricting speed around the corners. I think I may have overtaken Gavintc at one point.....naahh!
And there it was in all of its splendour! The kingdom of Stirling!
Despite the hard work, and my hamstring cramp with about 10 miles to go, I really enjoyed it. For the others this may have been another ride, for little old me, it was bloody hard work, but it felt great to have made it and done it.
Would I do it again. Yes. On a better bike, with winds below 10mph and with a new set of legs (ok these will have to do!).
Those that didn't turn up were just big jessies and I look forward to seeing you all disappear off into the distance on a future ride. Now for a glass of wine....
Cheers guys, and thanks for an enjoyable day and workout!