FNRttC Friday Night Ride to the Coast 18th March to Southend-on-Sea 2011

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Though if that guy on the Cannondale Synapse returns, could he please leave that retina-burning rear light at home...!!
That was no 'guy' that was Adrian 'AJ' of the 'Sundays' ;)
I was very impressed by the output of that light - a daytime moton scarer. In the charcoaly blackness of the route, it wa perhaps 'overkill' to send out those radioactive pulses, but effective it was. The bike was one of a number of
 

ianrauk

Tattooed Beat Messiah
Location
Rides Ti2
Though if that guy on the Cannondale Synapse returns, could he please leave that retina-burning rear light at home...!!

It was AdrianS. No need to leave it at home, rather then angle the light towards the ground, Of which he did.
 

Tim Hall

Guest
Location
Crawley
Excellent fun, in hindsight. My fingers just after the stop at Stock were suffering a severe case of the hot aches.

First mechanical was in That London. And where did all that traffic come from? Quite a few bailed due to the cold, some even before HPC. A sensible move - the ride will be there next month.

A quick stop for a wee at Chadwell Heath Tesco and we were on our way again. And then just short of Brentford my chum Jan realised he'd left his rucsac on the trolleys at the aforementioned Tesco. Contents included wallet, house key, rail season ticket. Phoning the store got no response, so he had to retrace his steps. Man of the match ride award goes to Flying Dodo who selflessly accompanied him and then got him back to The Rose in time for breakfast. Chapeau.

As other people have said, it was cold, very cold just after Stock. But the sun was soon up and we all felt a bit warmer. And of course The Hat kept my head warm.

And then The Rose, FEB, party poppers, CAKE and celebrations for The Claud's birthday. Well organised by those who, umm, orgainsed it. And huge pieces of cake. Some pictures are here
 

Dan B

Disengaged member
Nice to see Charlotte and Julian back again, though sadly they suffered in the cold and pulled out early on.

Not the only ones, either. We (wife and I) turned round shortly after Chadwell Heath and high-tailed it back to home and the electric blanket. Well done to everyone who stuck the course, but my fingers were turning grey under my gloves. I feel slightly less guilty now I see that the route alterations meant there was no need for a waymarker on my allotted point

Simon, I still owe you £2
 

frank9755

Cyclist
Location
West London
Bzzzt; time's up. I going to have to rebuff any suggestion that any response now three days later could constitute wit.

Patience! These things simply cannot be rushed. I am confident that, just when, everyone is about to forget all about it, the perfect rejoinder will emerge.
 
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dellzeqq

dellzeqq

pre-talced and mighty
Location
SW2
hangover. Sheesh! That lot can certainly put down the Slags*. I do remember getting home, although my recollection is a little confused. Did Susie really say to the taxidriver 'You're a Tottenham supporter! You must be Jewish. You certainly look Jewish'?

The ride itself was one of those 'just about' efforts. Having a 'Plan B for Billericay' came in handy. Knowing that the water across Old Stock Lane would freeze came in handy. If I say so myself, the benefits of research were there to be seen. And the Tully family - what a fantastic effort that was! How on earth did he persuade the kids to get up at silly o'clock and sell sandwiches (nice sandwiches for a quid each) to a bunch of eccentric lycra-istes? 'We were going to go clubbing, Dad, but this sounds waaayyyy cool'.

The reward for our endeavour came in the hour after Stock. South Essex isn't all that attractive. The peach-tangerine sunrise, illuminating the thick frost was something to marvel at, even as the ride slowed to walking pace to traverse sheets of ice. Tim's snaps tell it how it was.

When I sober up I might get a bit lyrical, but, for the time being all I can do is to thank you all for turning out and making such a splendidly friendly night.



* http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/6/18544
 
Wow Timmy!
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And I do like No: 14, and No:3 - oh and then No:7 and No: 23! :biggrin:
Superstar!

Can't remember what idiocy I was going to write in the post above that ends abruptly, sorry. I took a call whilst writing... then, absent-mindedly clicked on send...

In fairness, Adrian, 'Franco of the Fridays' did well the other night. He focussed his mind on supporting the ride, stepping into Adam's shoes while Adam sped back to Tescos for a 'deja view' - and success. I think we had a bit of a laugh at the back. Also, at a 'local hipster hostelry', Frank was studiously working on a suitable riposte, consulting his law officer and an abundance of brown bottles with an unfortunate name :rolleyes: (Some people eh?). Added to this was a gentle simmering sun and the world's first 'formation table parking team'. More about that later!
All that to say - give him another hour. :rofl:
 

theclaud

Openly Marxist
Location
Swansea
Fab ride, despite it being the coldest one I can remember. Thanks so much for the great prezzies - the jersey is great and fits perfectly, and there's even a slug of whisky left in the hip-flask for my train journey up to the arse-end of nowhere this afternoon. I'm very touched - the party popper thing took me entirely by surprise, and can't believe I was so thick as not to spot the plan to keep me at the back, especially after having done pretty much the same thing to Simon before. I even said to Pippa at one point "Christ we're lousy TECs - we just dither about drinking rum and haven't even got any tools on us."

Hugely enjoyed boozing in the sun with so many of my favourite people. User482 just made his train!


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mistral

Guru
Location
Esher
It seems that regardless of destination, route taken and weather forecast the fnrttc simply gets better and better.

The things you learn though ...

Tigerbitten’s attire as we crawl through the outer suburbs with temperatures hovering around 0[sup]o[/sup] – shorts, short sleeved top with sock/sandal enclosed feet only resulted in his toes being “a little chilly”

24 hr Tescos can do a good trade in winter woollies at 3am

Essex boys and girls can be delightful at 4am helping revive scores of frozen cyclists

Essex still isn’t flat

Simon will pick up your tab for breakfast if you ‘forget to pay’

The delightful girls at the Rose - when learning of the Fridays Cycling Club “hey Charlotte we should set up a shopping club”

Claudine’s parent’s are as stylish and charming as she is

I didn’t learn how many Slags went down on Old Street or why Titus doesn’t wear lycra, despite a cheeky Essex chap who enquired on the train “mate, why don’t you wear tight stuff like the rest of em?”
 
As mentioned before, I've had to re-think my rationing of only doing 1 Southend a year due to boring roads, as it's not boring any more - even with the added fun of 3 lots of the Romford bypass.

I'm not sure how many set off from HPC in the end, but it certainly was an impressive sight, especially on any longer stretches such as the A11 . Once out in the countryside the temperature started to drop below freezing, so I'm not surprised at people dropping off the ride, to avoid bits of their anatomy dropping off due to frostbite.

Whilst bring up the rear up that big hill into Brentwood, we came across a group deep in discussion, as Jan had realised that he'd left his bag on the trolleys outside of Tesco's in Chadwell Heath. Being equipped with GPS, David Cameron's Dellzeqq's Big Society ideas swung into action, and I volunteered to guide him the 10 miles back to Tesco's. Quite amazingly the bag was still there, complete with contents, although it had been moved next to the front doors.

Returning at a slower pace, we cut across from Brentwood to Billlericay on the main road with the intention of trying to catch up with the peloton at Rettendon, although due to the hills south of the Hanningfield Reservoir, that wasn't to be. Although we could see the ice in puddles, the roads themselves were generally dry so we didn't have any issues. As the sun came up, there were some spectacular views across the fields. In South Hanningfield we came across a field which had loads of hay bales stacked up to form letters about 10 ft high. As a measure of how befuddled your brain is at that time of the day, we had to resort to spelling out the letters one by one and it was only by the 4th letter that we realised it spelt TURKEYS!

By the time we got to Rettendon, after checking, everyone else was past Battlesbridge, so we just plodded along and eventually caught up with the end markers in Southend. After devouring breakfast (and cake - what a winning combination), Pippa asked if I was going to cycle back, as I'd previously said I might do. As I knew a few others were going to be celebrating Claudine's birthday at Look Mum No Hands in London, I had an instant revelation and realised I could do both, so User10571, Pippa, Andrij, Brian and I set off on a slightly improvised route down through Rainham Marshes, along the Thames Path, onto the cyclepath next to the A13 and lots of other wiggly bits that I didn't really follow, as my GPS battery had died. After User10571 & Pippa headed off, Andrij very kindly offered to guide Brian and myself across to Stratford on the Greenway which was an excellent route. Then it was a question of just following the A11 back towards Whitechapel, where Brian headed off home, and I rolled up to LMNH in Old Street and a very nice round of applause from a nice bunch of drunks (including Claudine).

After a couple of pleasant hours having some light refreshment and some table moving* to stay in the sunshine, I decided to head off home, and got back just after 4.30 having done 133½ miles in total. So a good day (and night) out.





[sup]* I hope someone moved the table back![/sup]
 

frank9755

Cyclist
Location
West London

Excellent ride! The cold, the beauty of the countryside in the dawn and the excellence of our hospitality in Stock are well-described above. I particularly remember the blast of warmth as I entered the hall in Stock - what bliss!

Although I had remembered to bring my camera, cold and laziness prevented me from taking any pictures during the ride, despite a stunningly beautiful sunrise with icy Essex lanes, white fields and misty views across the Thames. When it was warm, in the cafe, I managed to take some pictures
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One of the good things about these rides is that they produce an environment which allows solutions to the world's problems to come to the surface. And so it was this time, when random brainstorming at the cafe and LMNH got onto the subject of the Fridays' jersey. We realised that the obvious minor tweak needed to introduce a much-needed 'seaside' twist while preserving the overall design concept is to replace the red star with a starfish. While Simon did not grasp what a good idea it was at first, I expect that, even now, it will be growing on him!

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Because it had been so cold overnight we all needed to bask in the sun as much as possible when we got to LMNH. The problem we found was that, just as we had got our table in just the right place, the sun kept moving round the sky. Although we had got there as early as we could, the courtyard was already starting to get a bit shady. We eventually realised that rearranging the tables in the courtyard was not going to do the job and the only solution was to convert LMNH into a pavement cafe. At first we were a little concerned that it would be a bit risky trying to move the table with about a hundred bottles of Slag on it. Then we thought it would probably be fine and did it anyway.
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I hope we weren't too drunk and tired to be hospitable to Claudine's non-cycling friends and her parents (although when she was distracted we obviously did try to pump them for an 'embarrassing things done when younger' list).
Claudine sensibly kept her buff on which made it tricky to steal. When I thought no-one would be looking I had a go. But everyone was looking, and it now appears I had carelessly left my camera on the table.


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However I did manage to steal a birthday kiss.

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'Teef stole some more birthday cake.
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And there is a final photo which confirms we did move the table back - as I don't have much recollection of it!

All that remained was for people to get home. I had a fairly tricky 10 miles to negotiate, which I have to say I took very slowly.

Thanks to absolutely everyone for a great night and day out!
 

AKA Bob

Riding a folding bike far too much of the time...
why Titus doesn’t wear lycra, despite a cheeky Essex chap who enquired on the train “mate, why don’t you wear tight stuff like the rest of em?”
I would love to say that I am some 'Adonis' in disguise not wanting to embarrass
mere mortals! Though you and I definitely know that is not the case the sad
truth is my lovely 'Andy Pandy' trousers are lined, idea for cold mornings in
flat South Essex and Lycra on a 40 something male is not a great look! Be
honest with yourself now! They are also very handy to protect your knees
against the dirt that rubs off the sides of buses as you head home along Oxford
Street after being tortured by far too many 'Slags' when you have been led astray
after attending a synchronised table moving session in Old Street.
 
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