If I'm remotely in the vicinity I'll do the final waymark, or relieve whoever is there when I arrive, assuming I'm not already at the very back. Fingers crossed everything will be complete and, as a special tribute to Simon, I'll debut the Pompetamine on its first night ride. I have my little Smiley Simon checklist:-
large heavy tyres - check
full mudguards - check
rack - check
hub gear- check
lack of quick release on rear wheel - check
dynamo front wheel - check
heavy Brooks saddle - check
flat pedals - check
disc brakes - check
crosstop levers - check
dynamo lights - ordered from Bike24 in Germany today
He masks it well with that poncey Colnago thing but I know that pictures of the above sort of bike set his pulse racing.
I can't get involved in the final sprint, I just couldn't do that to the likes of Davy and Ian, they'd never recover from the shame of being whipped by such a bike.
Oh, considered riding back and I fully expect to still be having the odd giggle about the idea all the way through the drinking session.