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"Binge waymarking" Matt - it's the way to go!
FNRttC Friday Night Ride to the Coast 22nd October to Whitstable 2010
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Davywalnuts
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- Staines!
Cheeky!
Besides, I will be at the back, until the last 10 miles... You dont see Cavendish leading from the front.. or going up hill fast...
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Cheeky!
Besides, I will be at the back, until the last 10 miles... You dont see Cavendish leading from the front.. or going up hill fast...
Don't often se Cav standing outside the mobile kebab shop in Bedfont either...
Davywalnuts
Chief Kebab Taster
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- Staines!
Neither do I anymore... its been removed.. permanently.....
Have you not noticed my wasitlines been shrinking now and that am speedier up hills?
Davywalnuts
Chief Kebab Taster
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I like... but can I have a Staines one please?
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You forgot the 'Staines Snail', the 'Hounslow Houmous' (always hanging around for a toast). I agree that Davy has upped his game. On our first outing together we agreed a pace, but he was weighed down by 5 Tesco 'value' malt loaves. It was a long day downwind...
GrumpyGregry
Here for rides.
All fixed Greg. I like your idea of wine sampling. The mere thought of you drinking and riding sends shiraz down my spine...
The 'torta negra' is nice too - make sure it is vegetarian friendly + extra treacle - me old fruit!
Your fixes have kept me giggling all day.
Our Shuttmistress is a babe, a class act, in every possible positive way those terms can be used, and her Shutt-ification merely increases her babe- and classy-ness in my eyes. She sure looks better in her Shutt gear than I do in mine. (Just take the compliment Claudine!) Even th epople at Shutt think so having seen the pictures.
I on the other hand resemble nothing more than an overstuffed black pudding.
My father told me that once past 40 no gentleman should ever wear a watch costing less than £100. I don't and I like the rest of my outfit to follow suit! But I'm no gentleman...
martint235
Dog on a bike
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Neither do I anymore... its been removed.. permanently.....
Have you not noticed my wasitlines been shrinking now and that am speedier up hills?
You are???
Davywalnuts
Chief Kebab Taster
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- Staines!
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Luckily, youve seen me on my speedier days...
The fastest I have ridded myself with you, Davy was Windsor to Staines, when your stomach contents were rebelling against your failed 'tummy tuck operation' and were ganging up for a fight with your bowels...quick but not pretty!
Davywalnuts
Chief Kebab Taster
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- Staines!
The fastest I have ridded myself with you, Davy was Windsor to Staines, when your stomach contents were rebelling against your failed 'tummy tuck operation' and were ganging up for a fight with your bowels...quick but not pretty!
Ohhhhhhhhh, I remember that well..... very wrong that was.. I've learnt my lessons with fruit loaf...
Still, speedy none the less and luckily, no hills!
The fastest I have ridded myself with you, Davy was Windsor to Staines, when your stomach contents were rebelling against your failed 'tummy tuck operation' and were ganging up for a fight with your bowels...quick but not pretty!
Probably more detail than we needed. Where's Adrian gone with the mindbleach?
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We seem to have done half a litre already today
- drink anyone? (I hasten to add the 'davytrain' was not a local version of a 'dun run' - if you get my drift. More of an amplified pre-explosive gurgling that exited Windsor - not Davy.
It was probably something he'd Eton.
