in fact, TMN, taken all in all, newts are pretty unpopular. And I speak as the former friend of a chap who kept their reproductive systems in glass jars ranged around his bedroom.........
A man sees a friend approach with an amphibian under his arm. "What's that?" he asks him. "What?". "That; under your arm". "Oh, you mean Tiny". "Why do you call him that?". "Well, he's my newt".
Of course that well-known newt lover Ken Livingstone reportedly used to have a house in the Seven Dials area of Brighton.
A man sees a friend approach with an amphibian under his arm. "What's that?" he asks him. "What?". "That; under your arm". "Oh, you mean Tiny". "Why do you call him that?". "Well, he's my newt".
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