FNRttC Friday Night Ride to the Coast - Southend 4th July

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dellzeqq

pre-talced and mighty
Location
SW2
Our ride to Southend is a bit of a one off. It's short and very, very flat. It’s all I can do to delay our arrival at the Rose Restaurant to seven o’clock – prepare yourself for small roadside disquisitions on socialist architecture and Princess Margaret driving a mobile crane around Tilbury Docks in a tasseled bikini.

It's not so much a bike ride as a night out on wheels. Perfect for the beginner or the less confident. There are magic moments – we go through the Rotherhithe Tunnel (not so scary at twenty to one in the company of seventy other cyclists as it is on your own during the daytime) and there are some surprisingly fine views. Not to mention socialist architecture and the infamous mobile crane. If you have friends who say ‘ooh, I could never do that’ then this is the ride to convince them that they could indeed do that.

We’ll leave Hyde Park Corner at midnight, arrive at the unlovely (but lavishly toiletted) Junction 31 services at about 2.40, be on the road again at 3.30 and be strolling along the seafront by a quarter to seven. The Rose is a minor miracle in Italian tiling, terrazzo and handmade bentwood chairs and serves breakfasts at a remarkable rate. There are nine trains an hour back to London, but, if you’re the kind of person who thinks that anything less than a ton is not worthwhile, you could join the goodly number of the tougher items who ride back in half the time it takes us to make the outward trip.

Registration, as ever, by e-mail to fnrttc@yahoo.co.uk with your CTC number, mobile number and confirmation that you’ve read ‘the basics’. If you’re not a CTC member you can join and get a whole year’s third party insurance and discounts at bike shops for a measly sixteen quid via the front page of our blog at http://fnrttc.blogspot.co.uk/ , where you'll find all there is to know about the Friday Night Ride to the Coast.
 

ianrauk

Tattooed Beat Messiah
Location
Rides Ti2
Yes please, email sent.
 
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dellzeqq

dellzeqq

pre-talced and mighty
Location
SW2
Yes please, email sent.
you're on the list. As you're one of those chaps who likes it both ways, would you care to tell people about your route back, and the kind of speed you'll be travelling at?

Jenny M
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redfalo

known as Olaf in real life
Location
Brexit Boomtown
email sent!
 

ianrauk

Tattooed Beat Messiah
Location
Rides Ti2
you're on the list. As you're one of those chaps who likes it both ways, would you care to tell people about your route back, and the kind of speed you'll be travelling at?

of course Boss.

Leaving the luvverly cockles and whelks on toast for brekkie at the Rose Cafe, we will proceed along the wonderful Southend Esplanade before heading north a tad, thence turning left on to the A13 heading in a westerly direction along it's rolly tarmac all the way through to Dartford, via such highlights as The Descent of Bread & Cheese, the utterly vile Sadlers Farm RAB, The Ianrauk RAB (otherwise known as The Five Bells RAB) (correctly negotiated at least 3 times in a row now), Stanford Le Hope to all that enter here, down into wonderful Grays and their awesome one way system (if we stick together, we will survive), then on to the Dartford Crossing where some will cross to safer pastures Saarf of the River into Kentishland and others may continue into London after being told to avoid the A13, where upon further on, finding themselves on the A13.

Its 25 of your English Imperial Miles at about 15mph avg
It's a jolly ride with jolly people, happy to go at the slowest, but also don't like to hang about.
 
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