FNRttC Friday Night Ride to the Coast - Whitstable June 1st

[martint235]

You are making my hatred of petty rules hurt.

I'm sorry. Will beer and blackpudding work as a painkiller???

 

[ceepeebee]

See! The voice of common sense and reason! The only thing allowed in breakfast that isn't meat is an egg! Or 4.

woah woah woah, may I present to the committee the glorious wonder that is the fried slice (or 4)

 

[martint235]

woah woah woah, may I present to the committee the glorious wonder that is the fried slice (or 4)

Sorry unless made with beef dripping, it's lacking the meat product. Breakfast is 2 eggs; 3 rashers of bacon (at least); 3 sausages; 2 slices of black pudding; 2 slices of white pudding and in a brief nod to the veggie consideration may be given to some mushrooms.

 

[Davywalnuts]

But your one of those Norvverners.. you must eat chips with everything

Nope, its mushy peas and deep fat fried everything from up north buddy..

Anyhow, I dont know what some of you lot are moaning about, I mean, think about it, if one had just woken up, excluding maybe MarinYork and McWobble in this analogy, then chips & beer & cake maybe debatable, but, were not, some have been up for over 24hrs so technically its not brekkie.. even though the clocks may say so... and so therefore, its a free for all and more the merrier I say.

So for starters, ill have a full double english, a cuppa tea, cake and yellow beer.. followed by more cake and more beer and as its my bday, some Proscecco, more chips and more Procecco...

Now, hmmmm, does the Waterfront need warning so they dont run out? Not literally mind...

 

[Aperitif]

"Davy, Davy...you are feeling sleepy...now just relax and you will feel better soon"

 

[GrumpyGregry]

Until I came to the UK, I would have said the same about beans. Now I'm a firm believer there is nothing wrong with including chips and/or beans as part of breakfast. Then again, neither compare to cold pizza...

Last night's curry. Surely the ultimate English breakfast in the 21st C?

 

[GrumpyGregry]

and, honestly, I'd prefer pie every time. Pie and chips, mmmmm.

 

[Davywalnuts]

and, honestly, I'd prefer pie every time. Pie and chips, mmmmm.

After spending time (no, not Jail Teef) in Thailand, i've got quite used to having rice for brekkie. It really works a treat and am now used to the weird looks. Keeps you going for longer.. Again, teef, resist, resist....

 

[Sittingduck]

Okay, I can see some structure is required here, in this breakfast issue... see here!

 

[musa]

SD

 

[Davywalnuts]

HA!! Very good SD!

Alas, its very biased, not very impartial and seems very fussy.. I bet, after a few pints, your not as fussy...

 

[Wobblers]

Sorry unless made with beef dripping, it's lacking the meat product. Breakfast is 2 eggs; 3 rashers of bacon (at least); 3 sausages; 2 slices of black pudding; 2 slices of white pudding and in a brief nod to the veggie consideration may be given to some mushrooms.

I can hear your arteries panicking from Brum!

 

[martint235]

I can hear your arteries panicking from Brum!

Nah my arteries get cleared chasing you up hills!!! Plus they've had years to get used to the kind of c*** I eat.

 

[Wobblers]

Nah my arteries get cleared chasing you up hills!!! Plus they've had years to get used to the kind of c*** I eat.

Ah. That must of been the sound of my arteries panicking just reading that then!

 

[rvw]

Can I throw in a curve ball in the shape of my teenage nephew's signature dish - pancakes with crispy bacon and maple syrup?*

(*with one disadvantage. He's a teenage boy, so breakfast doesn't appear until after 11am. If you're lucky.)