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It's a bit more complicated than that...
Assuming SouthWest Trains do their stuff and don't notice the tandem we're smuggling on board*, we'll be getting in to Waterloo Station at 2255 or 2307. So if you spot a tandem on its way to Whitstable say hello. Waterloo has more than one pasty shop and a caffe nero that does an acceptable double macchiato.
*Not as unlikely as it sounds - we're using the slow line from Guildford, where the trains have loads of space and the nearest station has no staff on duty that late. And we can cut the beast in half if necessary.
*Not as unlikely as it sounds - we're using the slow line from Guildford, where the trains have loads of space and the nearest station has no staff on duty that late. And we can cut the beast in half if necessary.