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[fossyant]

I got Pie Face too this year !!!

Most useless present, an electric ice scraper - you plug it in the cigarette socket, let the element heat up, then place it over a small part of the screen whilst it melts the ice, then you move it to another part. Four hours later you can drive off. I'll stick with a jug of luke warm water.

 

[ufkacbln]

Bizarrely my brother and I gave each other the same book:

 

[smutchin]

My sister gave everyone framed photos of her kids. Most odd.

To be fair, she also gave me some nice socks and tickets to see my favourite comedian, which is very kind and thoughtful of her, but... a photo of her children??? Lovely though they are, I won't be giving that pride of place on the mantelpiece.

 

[Dayvo]

My sister gave everyone framed photos of her kids. Most odd.

To be fair, she also gave me some nice socks and tickets to see my favourite comedian, which is very kind and thoughtful of her, but... a photo of her children??? Lovely though they are, I won't be giving that pride of place on the mantelpiece.

My misses received photos of her daughter-in-law's sister's children. They live in America and she's only met them 1-2 times.

Funnily enough, there's no room here for them to put on view either.

 

[cosmicbike]

I hope it's as good as one of the others in the series, ' Five go on a strategy awayday'.

 

[Cubist]

I hope it's as good as one of the others in the series, ' Five go on a strategy awayday'.

"Five go gluten free" was quite entertaining

 

[Jenkins]

I got this one in the series...

 

[irw]

Bottle of wine every year from my sister, who knows i don't really drink anything , same every year which she gets back for her birthday in January.

Give it a few years, and that may well be worth something

 

[wheresthetorch]

A pigeon mask from my brother.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

This extendable fork.

Which is handy for nicking stuff off other people's plates.

 

[T4tomo]

This extendable fork.

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Which is handy for nicking stuff off other people's plates.

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Useful for toasting muffins on an open fire too...

 

[T4tomo]

My misses received photos of her daughter-in-law's sister's children. They live in America and she's only met them 1-2 times.

Funnily enough, there's no room here for them to put on view either.

I've never understood that either, particularly if the kids in question are gingers.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

A pigeon mask from my brother.

You'll have to post a picture of that, sounds a classic.

 

[wheresthetorch]

You'll have to post a picture of that, sounds a classic.

Go on then - just for you:

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Go on then - just for you:
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Excellent!