Funny names for sexual bits...

[Rhythm Thief]

Purple headed womb broom
Yoghurt Cannon
Pink velvet sausage wallet

 

[Trillian]

breasticles - breasts
fun bumps -
orbs of doom

 

[Abitrary]

My parents call sperms 'little worms of god wrath'.

 

[mickle]

I'm a keen amateur gynotherapist in me spare time.

 

[Keith Oates]

When I was at school one of the lads used to refer to the penis as a 'perriwinkle'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Jaded]

Bearded clam

 

[arranandy]

Its in fairly common usage in the Glasgow area

It can also be used to describe a person, eg. "He's a fud"

 

[bobg]

"Theres a fine pair of top bollocks" heard from a retired naval officer friend as a particularly well endowed lass strolled by ... I had to grin!

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Winkie
Tuppence
(what you tell kids they're called)

 

[monnet]

Norks - as in she's got a lovely set of ~
Bristols

To be honest, I think this thread could be extended for as many entries as there are in the Profanisaurus. And that would be some thread.

 

[Fab Foodie]

"Moistie" as in Moist Oyster...

 

[Jaded]

A puppy fight.

As in "Did you see that puppy fight?"

 

[stevenb]

Charlies = Breasts
Other than that ...they've already been mentioned.

 

[sheddy]

Slightly OT - tongue and groove

 

[Keith Oates]

Meat and two veg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!