Funny names for sexual bits...

[Desert Orchid]

A Teesside expression,


flange


and depending on your definition of " bits "

chocolate starfish,

rusty sheriff's badge

 

[yenrod]

Pigeons Tongue (female genitalia)

As muttered (Can I see your...:? by an old mate of mine to an attractive young lady on a petrol forecourt !

 

[magnatom]

Llewellyn-Bowen's Cuff (a.k.a. the mackerel microphone a.k.a. the liver lapels a.k.a. the ragman's coat a.k.a. the wizard's sleeve a.k.a. the clown's pocket) :?:

I'm still none the wiser.....

 

[Rhythm Thief]

I'm still none the wiser.....





:?:

No, merely better informed.

 

[Saddle bum]

Tallywacker, as in "Porky's", still makes me grin.

There's a lovely song about a "Camel Toe".

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB388SH3XJo


NSFW!!

 

[CJ87]

Love truncheon

 

[TheDoctor]

Love Pump - an expression used in 'Spinal Tap'
Mimsy or Ladygarden - as seen on B3ta.co.uk
Bulgarian Airbags - one of the standard units of measurement on The Register
Bournville Boulevard (as in cruising the...) - think that's a Viz expression.

This one could run and run.

 

[Landslide]

Spaniels - pendulous breasts

 

[Perry]

Minge

Furry cup

Gash

Beef curtains

Muff

Todger

 

[Maz]

It can also be used to describe a person, eg. "He's a fud"

I hope forummer Elma Fudd doesn't read this...

 

[Kirstie]

uuuuh.
For 'testicles', one can use the delightful euphemisms:
love spuds
or
baby batter barrels.

 

[Joe24]

Tiky Tackle is one used at school for cock.

 

[Melvil]

Grifter. (wimmins bits).

It confused me quite a lot when I was a kid and the eponymous bikes were all the rage.

 

[dantheman]

my brother in law used to call his a "loggle" when a child...????

 

[blue trice]

nice boobs = large bay windows

blue trice