Funny names for sexual bits...

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by yenrod, 27 Jun 2008.

  1. yenrod

    yenrod Guest

    Today I was talking with the lads and one of them mentioned in regards to ladybits ie wackers (breasts) this i found incredibly funny.

    Do you have any names for sexual bits ;)
  2. Abitrary

    Abitrary New Member

    Me and my mates jokingly refer to fallopian tubes as 'miraculous water chutes of life incarnate'.

    Nobody understands what we're on about, but that's half the fun!
  3. longers

    longers Veteran

    Does this crop up often in conversation?
    I never had you down for a gynaecologist. If you are, you shouldn't talk shop in the pub.
  4. goo_mason

    goo_mason Champion barbed-wire hurdler

    Leith, Edinburgh
    Llewellyn-Bowen's Cuff (a.k.a. the mackerel microphone a.k.a. the liver lapels a.k.a. the ragman's coat a.k.a. the wizard's sleeve a.k.a. the clown's pocket) ;)
  5. Maz

    Maz Legendary Member

  6. Renard

    Renard Guest


    Being another word for ladies' down below bits ;) :rolleyes:
  7. Melvil

    Melvil Standard nerd

    I still like 'Growler' and 'Mini'...!
  8. Maz

    Maz Legendary Member

    Did you make that word up? There's a punjabi word Fuddu...with the same meaning.
  9. Abitrary

    Abitrary New Member

    It crops up in conversation from time to time, yes. Also yes, I'm a bit of an amateur gynaecologist when I get the chance, and the pub is where I meet my patients.
  10. longers

    longers Veteran

    Carry on ;)
  11. fossyant

    fossyant Ride It Like You Stole It!

    South Manchester
    Ok.leave you lot to it - me is off to bed... I'm lost............
  12. ComedyPilot

    ComedyPilot Secret Lemonade Drinker

    Badly packed kebab...........I'll get my coat.
  13. Renard

    Renard Guest

    Its in fairly common usage in the Glasgow area ;)
  14. Fab Foodie

    Fab Foodie hanging-on in quiet desperation ...

  15. Abitrary

    Abitrary New Member

    An ex-aquaintance of mine used to refer to areolae as 'pink little anthills of succour'.
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