Funny names for sexual bits...

[yenrod]

Today I was talking with the lads and one of them mentioned in regards to ladybits ie wackers (breasts) this i found incredibly funny.

Do you have any names for sexual bits

 

[Abitrary]

Me and my mates jokingly refer to fallopian tubes as 'miraculous water chutes of life incarnate'.

Nobody understands what we're on about, but that's half the fun!

 

[longers]

Me and my mates jokingly refer to fallopian tubes as 'miraculous water chutes of life incarnate'.

Does this crop up often in conversation?
I never had you down for a gynaecologist. If you are, you shouldn't talk shop in the pub.

 

[goo_mason]

Llewellyn-Bowen's Cuff (a.k.a. the mackerel microphone a.k.a. the liver lapels a.k.a. the ragman's coat a.k.a. the wizard's sleeve a.k.a. the clown's pocket)

 

[Maz]

Welly-top.

 

[Renard]

Fud!

Being another word for ladies' down below bits

 

[Melvil]

I still like 'Growler' and 'Mini'...!

 

[Maz]

Fud!

Being another word for ladies' down below bits

Did you make that word up? There's a punjabi word Fuddu...with the same meaning.

 

[Abitrary]

Does this crop up often in conversation?
I never had you down for a gynaecologist. If you are, you shouldn't talk shop in the pub.

It crops up in conversation from time to time, yes. Also yes, I'm a bit of an amateur gynaecologist when I get the chance, and the pub is where I meet my patients.

 

[longers]

Carry on

 

[fossyant]

Ok.leave you lot to it - me is off to bed... I'm lost............

 

[ComedyPilot]

Badly packed kebab...........I'll get my coat.

 

[Renard]

Did you make that word up? There's a punjabi word Fuddu...with the same meaning.

Its in fairly common usage in the Glasgow area

 

[Fab Foodie]

Baps
Funbags

 

[Abitrary]

An ex-aquaintance of mine used to refer to areolae as 'pink little anthills of succour'.