Headgardener
Armchair Cyclist
Why does she go to bed at 4pm surely she should be getting ready to go to work then?
She is bonkers and about 48 years old. She works as a cleaner, likes watching Jeremy Kyle, lives alone with 4 cats. Poor thing has had hardly any education but choses not to try to get a better job than cleaning a boarding school at night. Used to be 5 cats but one disappeared over last Xmas. She rang the Housing Association and told them that our Saluki had eaten it. Our Saluki didn't eat it as he had been dead a fortnight before her cat ran away.Of course it's not too late.
Can I ask if the lady is elderly, alone, of sound mind generally?
It must be really hard for you to keep your head together in a situation like that, deep breaths, keep smiling!![]()
She is bonkers and about 48 years old. She works as a cleaner, likes watching Jeremy Kyle, lives alone with 4 cats. Poor thing has had hardly any education but choses not to try to get a better job than cleaning a boarding school at night. Used to be 5 cats but one disappeared over last Xmas. She rang the Housing Association and told them that our Saluki had eaten it. Our Saluki didn't eat it as he had been dead a fortnight before her cat ran away.
Her hobbies include whinging, gardening and getting falling down drunk on a Saturday, so drunk that she rarely gets up before 4pm on a Sunday evening just to go back to bed by 6pm ready for Monday night work starting at 2am.
She's being utterly unreasonable. Have you thought of taking up the bagpipes.
We have an electric guitar each, 3 acoustics between us and I am giving consideration to a Sax that I saw in the second hand shop at a very reasonable price. I used to play the Sax when I was at school. Just like a recorder but bigger, shinier and a lot more sexy.Definitely sounds like a lost person, with nothing better to do than obsess about how you all are ruining her life. Unlike shoulbeinbed, who recommends the pipes, I would recommend the recorder.
Strimmers often make a very annoying high-pitched racket, and can be had quite cheaply. Do the entire lawn in slow motion with one of those, while wearing some discreet ear plugsOur friend Mark suggested test mowing a lot of mowers and then buying the loudest one we could find. A fine plan but the petrol mowers were out of our budget.
I'm sure you have already tried this but a small megaphone, turned up to maximum, held directly in front of her face, used when replying to these stupid complaints might let her realise just how bad things could be.That's what we thought but we were told off for talking at the unholy hour of 4pm the other night. We were told off for loading our bikes into the car at 4.38pm on Monday and told off for playing ball with our little dog in our garden at 4pm last night.