Hopton Road? Just around the corner. You should have popped in for tea.
I know this will all sound a bit far-fetched to some of you, but there is, in my opinion, a character to some roads. Whether it's because Streatham High Road is so jammed up so much of the time, or whether it is because the populace aren't that bright, or whether there are so few cyclists on the road (compared to the A24) cyclists don't seem to figure in the imagination of drivers turning right - indeed drivers, taken as a whole, seem just a few spark plugs short of a cylinder block.
Tarte Tatin was 'right-hooked' outside Norbury Station.
I genuinely do take it much, much easier along parts of Streatham High Road than I do on (say) Clapham Road.