General Lifestyle Advice

[slowmotion]

It won't be long before we get a message on the overhead motorway gantry signs...

"Have you buttoned your flies?"

 

[Paulus]

that would surely be covered by Inject it

Don't know about inject it, more like insert

 

[subaqua]

Don't know about inject it, more like insert

apparently coffee enemas are good for you.

I like my coffee going in at the opposite end of the alimentary canal to where an enema would. and I am not sure how you would blow it cool .

 

[Paulus]

Not sure you would get much taste of the coffee with it going in that end!

 

[tyred]

Not sure you would get much taste of the coffee with it going in that end!

That would be a good thing. Coffee is disgusting

 

[ayceejay]

Then there is the even older joke about the remedy the doctor told the man to put in his 'back passage' which he tried with no success so he tried the hallway the back stairs and the pantry.

 

[stephec]

Then there is the even older joke about the remedy the doctor told the man to put in his 'back passage' which he tried with no success so he tried the hallway the back stairs and the pantry.

This reminds me of my M.I.L.

Down the side of her house is a passage that acts like a wind tunnel and she was hoping to plant a shrub at one end to help shield it.

Once at the garden centre she walks up to and assistant and says, "I'm looking for a bush for my windy back passage."

Apparently it took my F.I.L. about five minutes to stop laughing, but somehow the assistant kept an almost straight face.

 

[Levo-Lon]

I like the fact that honda engines on plant machinery have "chaud" on the exhaust..

 

[vernon]

I like the fact that honda engines on plant machinery have "chaud" on the exhaust..

Chaud it say something else then?

 

[tyred]

You left out enema.

Isn't that what happens when you accidentally sit on the bottle?

 

[raleighnut]

The "Drink Responsibly" label on a bottle of Absinthe.

 

[BrumJim]

I found some great advice for cyclists on a bottle recently:
"Keep upright".

I forgot that one this morning, as I had a clipless moment right outside the bike sheds. I don't think anyone saw it though.

 

[BrumJim]

[QUOTE 5102787, member: 259"]"Light fuse and run away".
On a Chinese firework.[/QUOTE]
Looking for general lifestyle advice.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Don't trust whitey...

 

[raleighnut]

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