Get rid of the cyclists, get rid of the problem.

[Cyclist33]

Whether walking or cycling, the common factor is Darlington. Ban the place, raise it to the ground and redistribute the residents to less injurious areas. Or enforce online shopping & drone delivery so nobody ever need leave the house and the city centres will become completely safe for humans as nature reclaims them for its own.

"Raze"!

 

[machew]

Now, about 20 seconds before I read this line I'd had a nosey at the link someone posted above to a list of councillors.

A couple of them have added "Bsc" or "BA" after their name. It caught my attention because I generally find it to be a bit pompous to put stuff like that after your name. But I rarely see a simple Bachelor degree to be shown its name in lights. It's usually "Dr" or Col. or somesuch. So, you have to ask, why would these individuals feel the need to show this off in the context that it is given. Tells me a lot.

Bsc = Bronze Swimming Certificate (or have I watched to much Red Dwarf?)

 

[shouldbeinbed]

"Raze"!

Wevs

 

[byegad]

The council meeting decided to not ban cycling in the pedestrianised area. Common sense prevailed, as there was only a suspicion the poor fellows fall had a connection to a group of kids on bikes. No proof, no blame. Well done Darlo Coonsillors.

 

[confusedcyclist]

I saw someone on a bike once, it was horrific. Dropped my mocha latte too.